Fake News: With Painful Steps And Slow
Title: With Painful Steps And Slow
Rating: Painful sort of R
Warnings: Grisly imagery, swearing, h/c with a lot of h
Summary: An alternate version of A Colbert Christmas. What if Jon hadn't shown up until the end...and the guest who made peace with the bear hadn't shown up at all?? (Title is from It Came Upon A Midnight Clear.)
Mirror on the AO3.
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement.
( 'A real man doesn't need help to survive one night in the wilderness with nothing but his wits and an electronic weapon of the future to protect him! Besides, the phone's out.' )
Rating: Painful sort of R
Warnings: Grisly imagery, swearing, h/c with a lot of h
Summary: An alternate version of A Colbert Christmas. What if Jon hadn't shown up until the end...and the guest who made peace with the bear hadn't shown up at all?? (Title is from It Came Upon A Midnight Clear.)
Mirror on the AO3.
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement.
( 'A real man doesn't need help to survive one night in the wilderness with nothing but his wits and an electronic weapon of the future to protect him! Besides, the phone's out.' )