Fake News/Doctor Who: The Eagle Has Landed, part 5

Title: The Eagle Has Landed (5/5)
Rating: PG
Series: The Colbert Report, Doctor Who
Spoilers: Anything DW/TW/SJA is fair game.
Summary: The timelines of Jon, Stephen, Jack, Sarah Jane, and the Doctor circle and collide. Can they all wrangle happy endings when no two people reach 'the end' at the same time?

There's a Christmas special coming up, but this is the final chapter of the main story. To everyone who's been guessing, speculating, and theorizing, your questions are about to be settled. Also, you people are awesome.

Beta by the virtuous stellar_dust. Table of contents, and footnotes, here.

( 'It's as if the universe is determined to use you to prove that sometimes there is, in fact, a free lunch.' )

Fake News: Waiting

Title: Waiting
Rating: G
Pairings/Characters: Jimmy, implied J/"S"
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. Although reference is made to real persons, places, and events, the dialog, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only. Fictional characters are the property of TCR, not mine.

Written after the intro to Wednesday's Wørd.

( 'Dear Mr. Colbert...' )