Had to de-lurk. I read this before bed and the craziest thought popped into my head as I slept: in this universe, Bill Clinton is an alpha, and Hillary Clinton is a beta. Monica Lewinsky (among others) is an omega. If you think about it, after it breaks your brain, it makes perfect sense. "I did not. have. heat sex with that omega."

Your talking about Stephen's pretty curves made me feel, to quote Futurama, "things that are weird and deeply disturbing."

Turtles are adorable, Stephen is right.

A. Fann