"...so it needs to be now, so they can spend the whole day being very very clear on how fertile you are."
Awwwwwwww, poor beta!Jon, getting no respect for his sperm count ;_; sad
GOD THAT WHOLE
SECTION
WITH STEPHEN'S DADS THO
I CAN'T *dies*
Ha! I wish I had as much free time as I did when I was you. Start preparing now, Mr. Ω. Stewart, because if you don't —" He broke off, head jerking to one side; a faint wail had started up in the background. "Gotta go. Benjy's crying again. Just — talk to your doctor about chelation, okay? It's very important! Bye now!"
AHHHHHHHHHHH I love this whole section, so much. Stephen is so naive about what his life is about to become :')
A cheer went up, drawing Stephen obligingly out of his seat. His back hurt and his feet were starting to get sore, but was a professional, dammit, and he was going to fill this whole twenty-two minutes with quality entertainment if it killed him.
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Awwwwwwww, poor beta!Jon, getting no respect for his sperm count ;_; sad
GOD THAT WHOLE
SECTION
WITH STEPHEN'S DADS THO
I CAN'T *dies*
Ha! I wish I had as much free time as I did when I was you. Start preparing now, Mr. Ω. Stewart, because if you don't —" He broke off, head jerking to one side; a faint wail had started up in the background. "Gotta go. Benjy's crying again. Just — talk to your doctor about chelation, okay? It's very important! Bye now!"
AHHHHHHHHHHH I love this whole section, so much. Stephen is so naive about what his life is about to become :')
A cheer went up, drawing Stephen obligingly out of his seat. His back hurt and his feet were starting to get sore, but was a professional, dammit, and he was going to fill this whole twenty-two minutes with quality entertainment if it killed him.
this sweetheart :') i love him sfm
i love this fic
i love everyone in this bar