Jon perked up. "Another Guide? Did you have a mystical experience with the spirit-avatars of your comrades too?"

Stephen gave him an odd look. "No. I called a hotline."

"Oh."

Bwahahahahahaha. I have read enough we-are-the-most-serious-of-AUs Sentinel AUs that this was pretty hilarious.

Also, I like how Stephen keeps refering to Tracey as Lady Everything. It is very cute.