His fingers tense around a pen with the hotel logo, inking a faint scratch across the line below where his name is printed. Jonathan, ever attuned to his moods, squeezes his other hand.
ugh @ this stephen/jonathan tho
not over it never over it ;____;
"And it's fashion disasters like you who are ruining it for us! Seriously, you might as well have shown up in denim softball uniforms and plaid motorcycle jackets!"
(Two women in line near the door look at each other, then at their outfits, then quietly sneak out.)
I really like this bit! It's very visually written, I can tell you are a comic author from it, somehow? I don't know what I'm saying. I mean it, though!
The Sunday school kids throw a whole play reception, clapping at the kiss and fake-toasting the couple with apple juice and graham crackers. Stephen explains sternly that a non-pretend wedding could only happen between a man and a lady, ignores the hurt on the children's choir director's face, and quietly thanks the Lord that no one else over the age of eight was watching.
awwwwwww, poor choir director!!! he will find a nice man in the end. maybe he should marry tad. tad/choir director 5ever
It turns out Tad's mother hadn't even read the email yet. Stephen, who designed the invitations, is doubly miffed by this. He spent almost ten minutes picking out the most stylish glittery heart GIFs, and for what?
lol omg stephen would be bringing that 2001 xanga realness in his internet correspondences
"I thought it seemed a little weird," admits Tad, eyeing his own napkin. "I mean, if we had consciously planned on getting married you'd think I would have told you my full name at some point."
XDDDDDD
Not so. Back on their third date Stephen confessed, tearfully and somewhat incoherently, that he had a deep-seated craving for everything that is the opposite of sweaty anonymous hookups with chiseled strangers in club bathrooms (which, yeah, Jon could provide that, especially the 'opposite of chiseled' part), and that denying himself this need in the past had led to...some kind of compulsive behavior that, frankly, stretched Jon's credulity.
I sort of love the interpretation of canon wherein the bizarre AF things just sort of happen around Stephen, leaving everyone else shocked and disturbed by the abnormal occurrences that constitute Stephen's business as usual. IDK. It's cute.
Then a certain bill made it out of Congress last night, and Stephen dragged him upstairs and rode him into the mattress.
good job stephen a+ get that diq
Stephen gives his hands a white-knuckled squeeze. "It's okay if you don't want to," he says in an undertone. "I just thought...it would save a lot of time and money on wedding planning if we took advantage of my Problem."
man i wish i had the same problem that would be wonderful
AND NOW THEY ARE MARRIED VIA THE POWERS OF MAGICAL REALISM, YAAAAAAAAY
useless and overdue comment <3
ugh @ this stephen/jonathan tho
not over it never over it ;____;
"And it's fashion disasters like you who are ruining it for us! Seriously, you might as well have shown up in denim softball uniforms and plaid motorcycle jackets!"
(Two women in line near the door look at each other, then at their outfits, then quietly sneak out.)
I really like this bit! It's very visually written, I can tell you are a comic author from it, somehow? I don't know what I'm saying. I mean it, though!
The Sunday school kids throw a whole play reception, clapping at the kiss and fake-toasting the couple with apple juice and graham crackers. Stephen explains sternly that a non-pretend wedding could only happen between a man and a lady, ignores the hurt on the children's choir director's face, and quietly thanks the Lord that no one else over the age of eight was watching.
awwwwwww, poor choir director!!! he will find a nice man in the end. maybe he should marry tad. tad/choir director 5ever
It turns out Tad's mother hadn't even read the email yet. Stephen, who designed the invitations, is doubly miffed by this. He spent almost ten minutes picking out the most stylish glittery heart GIFs, and for what?
lol omg stephen would be bringing that 2001 xanga realness in his internet correspondences
"I thought it seemed a little weird," admits Tad, eyeing his own napkin. "I mean, if we had consciously planned on getting married you'd think I would have told you my full name at some point."
XDDDDDD
Not so. Back on their third date Stephen confessed, tearfully and somewhat incoherently, that he had a deep-seated craving for everything that is the opposite of sweaty anonymous hookups with chiseled strangers in club bathrooms (which, yeah, Jon could provide that, especially the 'opposite of chiseled' part), and that denying himself this need in the past had led to...some kind of compulsive behavior that, frankly, stretched Jon's credulity.
I sort of love the interpretation of canon wherein the bizarre AF things just sort of happen around Stephen, leaving everyone else shocked and disturbed by the abnormal occurrences that constitute Stephen's business as usual. IDK. It's cute.
Then a certain bill made it out of Congress last night, and Stephen dragged him upstairs and rode him into the mattress.
good job stephen a+ get that diq
Stephen gives his hands a white-knuckled squeeze. "It's okay if you don't want to," he says in an undertone. "I just thought...it would save a lot of time and money on wedding planning if we took advantage of my Problem."
man i wish i had the same problem that would be wonderful
AND NOW THEY ARE MARRIED VIA THE POWERS OF MAGICAL REALISM, YAAAAAAAAY