It really doesn't take much to get Stephen shirtless -- something which I'm sure few people complain about XD

Agh, I was worried people might mistake the guy for Lincoln. Note the striped pants, and Jon's awkward reference back to his song (specifically, the line "I'd marry Uncle Sam if I could do it legally").

That said, any variation on metaphorical!subconscious!America fic sounds like a good time :D