It's definitely not the most forgiving of jobs. On the other hand, I really want to write more Team Bobby'n'Charlene now.

Steve and Nancy are fun. But your instincts are spot-on -- the Even Stevphening is basically their version of foreplay.

It's tricky, because Stephen does have a right to privacy, even when that's not necessarily the healthiest thing for him to choose. But he also has some responsibility to keep his promises and not cause undue heartache for his loved ones, and right now his secrets are getting in the way of both.