I was just linked this and I want to half fall down to my knees and kiss your feet sloppily for writing this and half slap you and sara and the whole world for not telling me you wrote this!!!!! Did you even post it to the comms??
OH MY GOOOOOOD!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK WOMAN!!!!
In other words: There goes my evening plans. I will now be half gulping down chicken korma while wiping the sweat off my scroll button every five minutes with the sleeve of the sweat soaked gym shirt I have not bothered to change out of.
And I have to be at work in less than twelve hours.
WHY?????????????????????????????????????????
OH MY GOOOOOOD!!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK WOMAN!!!!
In other words: There goes my evening plans. I will now be half gulping down chicken korma while wiping the sweat off my scroll button every five minutes with the sleeve of the sweat soaked gym shirt I have not bothered to change out of.
And I have to be at work in less than twelve hours.