I actually don't like to think about this universe because I'm pretty sure that in it I am just an angy, misanthropic hermit who lives alone in the woods, because goddamnit no one is the boss of me but it's certainly not my job to take care of anyone else, either, which I guess makes me this universe's equivalent of genderqueer. People who were either ridigdly dominant or rigidly submssive would trifle me TO NO END, so I guess I could have a sign outside that said THIS SECLUDED WILDERNESS CABIN IS FOR SWITCHES ONLY, and I could just be friends with woodland creatures and the occassional lost backpacker who probably wouldn't want anyhing to do with me anyways on account of my ridiculously sexist nature.


TL;DR: AU me is an lonely asshole and this saddens me.