Ahhhh, I'm afraid we've seen too much of him shirtless for this to be canon. But then, TCR canon is inconsistent enough that you can probably ignore them without too much fuss =P

And, pfft, what do you mean "non-sex"? Granted, it was manual rather than, uh, orifice-based, but there was approach with intent to orgasm (successfully, even). It counts!

...also, thank you!