ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: Homecoming Queens
Rating: Soft R
Contents: Homophobia, D/s, iceplay, allusions to domestic violence
Characters/pairings: Jon/liberal!Stephen, Stephen's fictional family
Beta credit: Senior Southern Accuracy Correspondent [personal profile] politicette
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

IT'S DONE.

The liberal AU version of "Stephen" brings his queer kinky Jewish boyfriend to a Fourth of July barbecue with his old-fashioned Southern Evangelicatholic Republican family. Hijinks ensue.

This is unrelated to previous connected liberal!Stephen stories: it's post-divorce for Jon, a wifeless AU for Stephen, with them in an established relationship featuring BDSM using stoplight safewords.

And seriously, having it finished is a minor miracle. This poor fic has been a WIP since 2009. The It Gets Better Project, same-sex marriage laws in New York, and Anderson Cooper all came out while it was in progress.

Also goes in my [community profile] hc_bingo round 3 card, wildcard prompt "family". Major much-belated thanks to [profile] ladyanneboleyn and [personal profile] politicette, who made this story possible by being willing to educate me about their culture.

Mirror on the AO3.

'Jon, I know my family isn't the most progressive group of people in the world, but if just for today you can be tolerant and nonjudgmental of their intolerance and judgment, we can have a not-terrible time.' )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: This Is Knot My Heart
Rating: NC-17 (bondage, masturbation, fantasy sex+aphrodisiac, language)
Pairing: Happy!"Stephen"/Jon
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

A tale from the happy!AU, same setup as Pink Ropes. Jon's a little shy talking about his fantasy life around Stephen. But Stephen wants to knooooooow. Clearly there is only one solution to this, and it involves elaborate bondage. With pretty knots!

For the [community profile] asexual_fandom Asexy Valentine's Fest. This plotbunny came into being after reading a couple of "asexual character in sexual situation" scenes, which left me craving a version of the scenario that didn't feel tormented and uncomfortable on the ace character's part.

That's an interesting point. And Jon really doesn't want to think about it too much right now, or he'll get distracted with images of ponies at some critical erotic moment. )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: Five Times Stephen Got A Green Light
Rating: R
Contents: Sex, D/s, forced femme, bondage, post-roleplay aftercare, language
Characters/pairings: Liberal!"Stephen"/Jon
Disclaimer: The Report characters and their universe are property of Stephen Colbert, the other Report writers, and I presume Viacom. The real person(s) are used in a fictional parody context.

Fic from TCR's liberal mirrorverse. In which Stephen is still not quite comfortable with kinking on being a Dom, and Jon provides constant reassurance via the stoplight-based safeword system.

This poor fic has been languishing half-finished for aaaaaages, until a certain recent sequence (alternate viewing link) made it fall into place.

Mirror on the AO3.

Stephen drops both the half-tied knot around Jon's ankle and the heavy bondage manual he had been consulting while tying it. )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: Eight Roads Converged
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Liberal!"Stephen"/Beck!Jon, happy!"Stephen"/Beck!Jon, "Stephen"/Beck!Jon, real!Stephen/Jon, real!Stephen/Beck!Jon, Jon/"Stephen", Wyatt
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

Ficlets written for a series of requests: what happens when people from various fakenews AUs cross paths. Featuring the liberalverse, the happy!verse, Jon's Beck incarnation, and the universe where Wyatt hosts the 11:30 timeslot.

Done again in Ten Roads Converged.



For [personal profile] politicette, liberal!"Stephen"/Beck!Jon meet happy!"Stephen"/Beck!Jon


'Can I play with your hair?' )

For [personal profile] raven_hoodoo: "Stephen"/Beck!Jon meet regular Stephen/Jon

'My god, what have we wrought?' )

For [personal profile] w_thit: regular!Stephen/Beck!Jon meet regular!Jon/"Stephen Colbert"

'He's a nice guy, I'd be glad to have him as a friend, but you're the one that I want.' )

For [personal profile] aybara_max: "Stephen" meets Wyatt from a 'verse where Larry & Wyatt were always the hosts of the shows.

'We're not filming a 'my white friend' segment this week.' )
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Because I am definitely going to lose track of all the happy!"Stephen" (Threatdown: Happiness, 12/10/08) fanstuff floating around if somebody doesn't make a list.

This is just a quick'n'dirty (irony!) compilation. Proper summary and so on will be added later, probably. I have the nagging feeling that I've missed some relevant links; if so, let me know.


Fics By Others


Untitled ficlet by [livejournal.com profile] endlissness (Jon raids Stephen's wardrobe)
Baseball by [personal profile] politicette (game-based cuddling)
Untitled ficlet by Anonymous (Stephen has trouble taking sex seriously)
How Stephen Got The Colbert Report by [livejournal.com profile] pookiesbleubass (it involved baked goods)


Fics/Comics


Measure In Love (sugar high)
Five Versions Of The Limo Ride Home (taking it well)
Seven (heavenly virtues)
Eight Roads Converged (alternate universes meet)
This Is Knot My Heart (bondage-y smutty ace fluff)
Ten Roads Converged (meeting with Stephanie)


Comics


Needs Met, Happyverse Style (other kinds of need)
You're Not Straight, Are You? (not exactly)
Pink Ropes (kinky. NSFW)


Illustration


Disney Princess Eyes
The Many Faces Of Colbert
Hearts and Stars
Pam and the Pink
Harmony, Oh Love
Knot Heart (NSFW)


Mixes


A Mixtape To Restore Happiness
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Medium: Television
Fandom: The Colbert Report
Subject: Liberal!"Stephen"/Jon
Title: Baby, It's Fact

A liberal AU version of how this pairing could develop.

Instead of being a repressed conservative with trust issues and hidden submissive tendencies, Stephen is a TMI-prone liberal with boundary issues and a secret longing to Dom the hell out of someone. All of which means that, instead of coaxing him to open up so they can get together, Jon's first step is pushing him to back off a little.



So if you want me, I don't come cheap / Keep your hand in my hand and your heart on your sleeve )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: Five Versions Of The Limo Ride Home
Rating: G through NC-17
Characters/pairings: Jon/liberal!"Stephen", Joan/"Stephanie", Jon/r!Stephen (Sailor Jon version), Schmon Schmewart, Jon, "Stephen", Jon/happy!"Stephen"
Warnings: (1) character fatal disease (he's not dead yet); (2) character death (he gets better); (3) D/s, innuendo; (4) D/s, shameless lesbian smut; (5) may induce diabetes.
Two disclaimers, with love )

Summary: After the Emmys snub various versions of Stephen (hypothetical cancer storyline, [livejournal.com profile] sailorjon 'verse, Liberalverse, genderswapped version of [personal profile] sarcasticsra's Needverse, and happy!verse), Jon comforts him on the way back to the hotel.

Mostly written for The 9/20 Project, which called for post-Emmy comforting and/or sex. There are sequels to the Liberalverse segment found at that link. For those seeking more Joan/"Stephanie", there's a bit of it by [personal profile] doctorv here, and I have some more here.

'I have a little bit of anger and frustration to work through right now. So it would probably be best if I just let myself into the executive lounge and meditated for a while. Or did some yoga.' )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: Five Gifts Stephen Gave Jon, Because It's No More Than He Deserved, And It Was Nothing, Really
Rating: PG
Contents: A very sexy massage.
Characters/pairings: Jon/liberal!"Stephen", that puppy again
Two disclaimers, with love )

Summary: Where the regular version of "Stephen" is stingy, self-absorbed, and demanding, the AU liberal version is generous, thoughtful, and giving. Also, has a bit of a kink for caretaking. From his and Jon's first live broadcast to their first night together.

Mirror on the AO3.

'Uh, Stephen? The whole reason college kids offer each other backrubs is to get in each other's pants.' )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: Puppy Love (3/3)
Rating: PG-13
Contents: Sex talk, panicking Stephen
Characters/pairings: Jon/liberal!"Stephen"
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

Summary: The conclusion of this bit of the Liberalverse. Jon has always encouraged Stephen to develop healthy boundaries, but he never expected to find himself outside of them.

(Okay, a little bit of neuroses-and-despair may have slipped into this one. But the ending is happy, never fear.)

There's also some rambling about l!Stephen's characterization, over here.

'I just found out that I am apparently the only person on the planet you won't jump into bed with. What could possibly be upsetting about that?' )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: Puppy Love (2/3)
Rating: PG-13
Contents: Steamy scenes, mention of mildly blasphemous sex toys, dangerously cute puppies
Characters/pairings: Jon/liberal!"Stephen", past liberal!"Stephen"/Anderson, the puppy again
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

Summary: The Liberalverse marches on. Jon insists on putting Stephen through an archaic and limiting system of courtship — or, as he calls it, "being treated like a gentleman." Stephen doesn't understand why they can't just get on to the free love, already. But for some reason he's willing to put up with all kinds of silly proprieties when Jon is involved...

There's a round of sketches here (mildly spoilery if you haven't read up to the last chapter).

Jon made a mental note to find out just how many nude images of Stephen there were on the Internet, anyway. )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: Puppy Love (1/3)
Rating: PG-13
Contents: Mentions of sex, sensitive subjects, bizarrely flavored contraceptives, NAMBLA
Characters/pairings: Jon/liberal!"Stephen", past liberal!"Stephen"/teacher, a puppy
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

Summary: Another story from the Liberalverse. Jon finally breaks the repressive shackles of the patriarchy by getting a divorce. Surely this means he'll be ready to jump into bed with Stephen now, right? Right?

As demanded by [personal profile] deepad: "Happy ending! Gay rainbow liberal puppies! Jon refusing to put out until he is convinced Stephen won't go on Oprah to talk about it after!"

Mirror on the AO3.

'I thought you'd be upset! I thought you'd be hurt and sad and want something to help you feel better! And sex always makes me feel better!' )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: Measure In Love
Series: TDS/TCR
Characters/Pairings: Happy!"Stephen"(/Jon), Lorraine
Rating: G
Disclaimer: See the index.

For [livejournal.com profile] seagullsong, who wanted to hear more about the world in which Stephen is happy. (Title is a RENT reference.)

ETA, December 2010: ahahahah, wow. This is completely different from the way I ended up writing happy!Stephen not six months later. It is faintly ridiculous, but I'm leaving it as-is for posterity's sake XD

'There you are, girlfriend!' exclaimed Stephen, as Lorraine threaded her way through the food court to the smoothie stand. )

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