Fake News: Off The Record

Title: Off The Record
Fandom: TDS/TCR
Rating: PG
( Two disclaimers, with love )

Summary: Recipe for a ficlet:

Take one complaint about Fox News personalities sneaking into the studio to use the microwave. Add one prime cut from a scene involving a battery with the apparently irresistible label "Lick Me". Throw in a dash of the gay. Stir.

( 'I just needed to use the microwave...' )