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Truthiness And Relative Dimensions In Space has a brand-new spinoff-AU story: With The Rest All Gone, by [personal profile] queenfanfiction. Go; read; comment about how awesome it is :D

In related news, I've been volunteering at [community profile] fanart_recs. It's really low-key: pick a series, pick a month, rec four or more pieces of fanart, repeat as desired. So far I've done Doctor Who and Sailor Moon; this month, it's fake news time. Take a look. (And think about volunteering!)
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Title: Underappreciated Tea-Boys Unite!
Rating: PG (violence, one dead President)
Series: Doctor Who/Torchwood, The Colbert Report, Tek Jansen
Characters/Pairings: Ianto(/Jack), Gwen, Owen, Tosh, Bobby, Stephen, Meangarr
Spoilers: New Who S3; Torchwood S1; Tek Jansen #1
Disclaimer: Work of parody; not real; not mine.

It's the day of Children in Need, and you know what that means: crossover time.

Side story to Truthiness And Relative Dimensions In Space. In which Bobby is on a secret undercover mission, Torchwood is having a hard time functioning without Jack, and Cardiff is being menaced by a Tek Jansen villain. (So, pretty much business as usual.)

Beta, as always, by the sterling [personal profile] stellar_dust.

'Couldn't we luck out, just once, and get an asexual embodiment of the pure evil that builds up under the sink?' )
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Thing the First:

The Expectingverse marches on: [personal profile] stellar_dust wrote a ficlet!

It's called Two Omelets, found over in [livejournal.com profile] andthatstheword.

The story is locked, because it's wife!fic, but joining is free. Takes place when George is about five, and it's basically wonderful from the disclaimer ("This story is an AU of an AU of an AU of reality...") onward.


Thing the Second:

Truthiness And Relative Dimensions In Space got nominated in the Children of Time awards! It's under the Crossover category in the Classic Who section.

The CoT awards have sparked a lot of flailing around fandom, but shh, let me feel honored anyway.

The voting forms are here, open until March 5. If you want help sorting through the choices, [livejournal.com profile] cot_tossed is providing thoughtful and excellent reviews of all the nominees. (Although I say this before they've gotten to my entry, so it may backfire if they end up not liking it. Fingers crossed.)
ptahrrific: (doctor whoniverse)
Title: Truthiness And Relative Dimensions In Space
Rating: PG-13
Series: The Colbert Report, Doctor Who
Spoilers: Overall, everything is fair game. See individual chapters for specifics.
Beta: The very awesome [personal profile] stellar_dust
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. Although reference is made to real persons, places, and events, the dialog, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only. Fictional characters and settings are the property of the BBC, RTD, STC, TCR, and various other initials which are not mine.

Summary: Obnoxious right-wing pundit Stephen Colbert catches a lift with Four'n'Sarah Jane...and, in his younger days, Ten'n'Jack. Can Four cope with the older Stephen acting like he knows what he's doing? Can Ten avoid saying anything to the younger Stephen that will cause a paradox? And can the rest of space and time handle the truthiness?

For those just coming in, don't be daunted by the bird's nest of links - just start at the top and work your way down, until you're either bored or hooked. Also available on A Teaspoon And An Open Mind, which is kinder to fans of linear layouts.

Chapters, illustrations, extras, and various geeky notes )
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Title: A Truthy TARDIS Crew's Christmas (5/5)
Rating: PG
Series: The Colbert Report, Doctor Who
Spoilers: Anything DW/TW/SJA is fair game.
Summary: In which cocoa is made, cookies are eaten, songs are sung, secrets are revealed, tensions explode, and decisions are reached.

The rest of my evening is booked, so you're getting this chapter early. I am indebted to [personal profile] stellar_dust for tearing the serial apart and making me put it together right. Table of contents, and footnotes, as ever, here.

Stephen's whole body seemed to be suffused with a warm glow. One that had nothing to do with the rum he had added to his eggnog. )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: A Truthy TARDIS Crew's Christmas (4/5)
Rating: PG-13
Series: The Colbert Report, Doctor Who
Spoilers: Anything DW/TW/SJA is fair game.
Summary: Jack and Stephen have a moment by a fireplace, Sarah Jane and Maria have a moment in the kitchen, and several understandings are reached.

Jack has just told this story. Maria refers to this snowfall.

Beta by the joyful [personal profile] stellar_dust. Table of contents, and footnotes, here.

Stephen and Jon were keeping an almost tangible distance between them, Jon kept shooting dark looks at Jack, Maria seemed to have developed an aversion to Stephen, and poor Luke was wearing that nervous look he got when he knew something was wrong but didn't have the first idea what to do about it. )
ptahrrific: (doctor whoniverse)
Title: Truthiness And Relative Dimensions In Space - Soundtrack
Rating: PG
Series: TCR/DW
Disclaimer: This continues to not be mine.

The soundtrack for Truthiness And Relative Dimensions In Space.



And suddenly I am where I'm supposed to be, and after all this time it worked out just fine. )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: A Truthy TARDIS Crew's Christmas (3/5)
Rating: PG-13
Series: The Colbert Report, Doctor Who
Spoilers: Anything DW/TW/SJA is fair game.
Summary: Sarah Jane passes on the bad news about Gallifrey, Jon is introduced to the idea of psychic alien sex, Luke continues to win at Scrabble, and the (much-anticipated) final visitor arrives to the party.

Beta by the gracious [personal profile] stellar_dust. Table of contents, and footnotes, here.

'Um, thanks? I didn't realize there was a snarky alien voyeur involved.' )
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Title: A Truthy TARDIS Crew's Christmas (2/5)
Rating: PG-13 (off-panel sexings)
Series: The Colbert Report, Doctor Who
Spoilers: Anything DW/TW/SJA is fair game.
Summary: Our heroes attempt to shower, bake gingerbread cookies, figure out what the deal is with Stephen, and not annoy the supercomputer in Sarah Jane's attic, with varying degrees of success.

Beta by the merry [personal profile] stellar_dust. Table of contents, and footnotes, here.

Jon seemed to shrink in on himself: no easy feat for a man of his stature. 'I was just trying to check my email, I swear!' )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: A Truthy TARDIS Crew's Christmas (1/5)
Rating: PG
Series: The Colbert Report, Doctor Who
Spoilers: Anything DW/TW/SJA is fair game.
Summary: Jon finally knows about the Doctor, time travel, and paradoxes, but Stephen still has a lot of secrets. And the present-day Sarah Jane just invited them to spend Christmas at 13 Bannerman Road.

Artwork and deleted scenes from the last serial are also up.

Note: This special uses all the canon up to (but not including) the final arc of DW S4. Includes SJA S2, which is pretty much written as if the S4 finale didn't happen anyway (i.e., everyone is still surprised by aliens). Will point in a Sarah Jane/Maria direction by the end, so if the very idea squicks you, be prepared to skip, or at least skim.

Beta by the festive [personal profile] stellar_dust. Table of contents, and footnotes, here.

Yeah, that'll go over great. 'Hey, Jon, did I mention that there's an alien in my head? No, there's no physical evidence; she's basically just a voice that I sometimes hear. Oh, and she experiences everything I do. Yes, everything. She loves that thing you do with your tongue, by the way.' )
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Title: Truthiness And Relative Dimensions In Space: deleted scenes
Rating: PG
Series: TCR/DW
Summary: Cut/altered scenes from the sixth serial, and a brief snippet from the year and a half when Stephen was on his own.

Table of contents, and footnotes, here.

'Well, it hasn't raised prices,' said Jon slowly. 'And it's convenient, and it works. I mean, let's face it, the Archangel Network is the future of global communications.' )
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Title: The Eagle Has Landed (5/5)
Rating: PG
Series: The Colbert Report, Doctor Who
Spoilers: Anything DW/TW/SJA is fair game.
Summary: The timelines of Jon, Stephen, Jack, Sarah Jane, and the Doctor circle and collide. Can they all wrangle happy endings when no two people reach 'the end' at the same time?

There's a Christmas special coming up, but this is the final chapter of the main story. To everyone who's been guessing, speculating, and theorizing, your questions are about to be settled. Also, you people are awesome.

Beta by the virtuous [personal profile] stellar_dust. Table of contents, and footnotes, here.

'It's as if the universe is determined to use you to prove that sometimes there is, in fact, a free lunch.' )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: The Eagle Has Landed (4/5)
Rating: PG
Series: The Colbert Report, Doctor Who
Spoilers: Anything DW/TW/SJA is fair game.
Summary: Four and Sarah Jane have the crisis mostly in hand, but they're too late for Jon. It's Stephen to the rescue—but will his help be appreciated? Also, young Stephen's mysterious benefactor sure seems to know a lot about him . . .

Beta by the auspicious [personal profile] stellar_dust. Table of contents, and footnotes, here.

Jon's body lay on the couch in his office, eyes closed, unmoving. )
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Title: The Eagle Has Landed (3/5)
Rating: PG
Series: The Colbert Report, Doctor Who
Spoilers: Anything DW/TW/SJA is fair game.
Summary: Four and Sarah Jane get embroiled in a small alien problem at Jon's studio. Young Stephen gets an unexpected rescuer.

Beta by the auspicious [personal profile] stellar_dust. Table of contents, and footnotes, here.

'This is a counteracting agent. It just happens to come in a convenient lipstick-like form.' )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: The Eagle Has Landed (2/5)
Rating: PG
Series: The Colbert Report, Doctor Who
Spoilers: Anything DW/TW/SJA is fair game.
Summary: Adult Stephen tries to shout himself out of his depression; Four has a brilliant idea, though Sarah Jane is dubious. A panicked young Stephen takes off onto an unknown planet; Jack tries to follow, but Ten stops him.

Beta by the auspicious [personal profile] stellar_dust. Table of contents, and footnotes, here.

'Doctor, he could die out there! He doesn't come back when that happens, remember?' )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: The Eagle Has Landed (1/5)
Rating: PG
Series: The Colbert Report, Doctor Who
Spoilers: Anything DW/TW/SJA is fair game.
Summary: Ten, Jack, and young Stephen go on a spree of planet-saving. Four and Sarah Jane try (and fail) to coax adult Stephen out of his room.

Beta by the lovely [personal profile] stellar_dust. Table of contents, and footnotes, here.

'Well, you've somehow mellowed him out enough that, after we restored the Crown Prince of Ciceronicus 12 to his rightful throne, Stephen let His Majesty snog him in front of the entire court. And the universe hasn't torn itself apart yet.' )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: Truthiness And Relative Dimensions In Space: deleted scenes
Rating: G
Series: TCR/DW
Summary: A bonus scene from the fifth serial, and gratuitous ickle!Stephen in drag.

Table of contents, and footnotes, here.

'I mean, I just . . . I found it, and it looked like it would fit. So I thought, as long as I'm here, I might as well . . . but it's not a thing, okay?' )
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Title: Truthiness And Relative Dimensions In Space: deleted scenes
Rating: G
Series: TCR/DW
Summary: A couple of alternate endings for the fourth serial.

Table of contents, and footnotes, here.

As they opened the TARDIS doors, Stephen turned suddenly to the Wørd. 'Do you want to stay?' )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: I Want My MTV (6/6)
Rating: PG-13 (sex'n'violence)
Series: The Colbert Report, Doctor Who
Spoilers: Anything through New Who S3/Torchwood S2 is fair game.
Summary: In which there are several dramatic rescues, a burning building, and a really cool cave.

Illustrations from earlier are now all up on DA: serials 1-3, serial 4.

Beta by the judicious [personal profile] stellar_dust. Table of contents, and footnotes, here.

'I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.' )
ptahrrific: (doctor whoniverse)
Title: Children in Need Special: The Colbert That Never Was
Rating: PG-13 (violence, character death)
Series: The Colbert Report, Doctor Who
Spoilers: End of New Who S3.
Summary: Traveling the world in her quest to defeat the Master, Martha ends up in the remains of New York and meets a man who claims to have known the Doctor. (Stephen's life has been torn apart by paradoxes within paradoxes. Don't try to sort them out, or you'll go crazier than he has.)

Beta by the sterling [personal profile] stellar_dust. Table of contents, and footnotes, here.

This is the Children in Need Special. Click for details . . . )

Martha knew a Significant Capital Letter when she heard one. 'Which Doctor are you talking about, Stephen?' )

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