Un assemblage de mensonges

Title: Drawing the Line OST
Rating: TV-Y (that is, G)
Series: TDS/TCR; Harvey Birdman; the Ambiguously Gay Duo; Tek Jansen
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. Although reference is made to real persons and places, the dialog, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only. The animated characters are copyright various studios, none of which are mine.

I tend to refer to fic mixes as "soundtracks", but in this case it's literal: this mix is mostly music and sounds from the video segments of the story. Much of the rest is opening themes from the animated shows used.

The full .zip contains a handful of bonus cartoon sound effects. They're fun if you can use them, and if not, at least they're small.

Table of Contents.

( We are the cartoon heroes / We are the ones who're gonna last forever! )

Title: Drawing the Line, Episode 1.11: Happily Ever Afters
Rating: TV-14
Series: TDS/TCR; Harvey Birdman; the Ambiguously Gay Duo; Tek Jansen
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. Although reference is made to real persons and places, the dialog, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only. The animated characters are copyright various studios, none of which are mine.

In which our heroes say their farewells and begin to go their separate ways; and things are not what they seem.

Stay tuned for the epilogue!

Table of contents here.

( 'Uh, Stephen, we're safe now. You want to let me go?' )

Title: Drawing the Line, episode 1.09: A Key Clue
Rating: TV-14
Series: TDS/TCR; Harvey Birdman; the Ambiguously Gay Duo; Tek Jansen
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. Although reference is made to real persons and places, the dialog, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only. The animated characters are copyright various studios, none of which are mine.

In which Stephen has a long-overdue revelation, Harvey spots a long-overdue clue, Tek joins the party, and Reducto and Jon have a heart-to-heart conversation.

Table of contents here.

( Solar Plexus, why didn't you tell me you were trying to save Jon Stewart? His broadcasts have already saved this planet eighteen separate times! )

Title: Drawing the Line, episode 1.07: Enjoy The Ride
Rating: TV-14
Series: TDS/TCR; Harvey Birdman; the Ambiguously Gay Duo; Strangers With Candy; American Dad; Tom Thumb and Thumbelina
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. Although reference is made to real persons and places, the dialog, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only. The animated characters are copyright various studios, none of which are mine.

In which our heroes crash a whole bunch of former secret supervillain bases, to the agitation of their current owners (not to mention Stephen). Meanwhile, Jon plans a daring escape with gratuitous Hitchhiker's Guide references and an Amy Sedaris cameo (as if this series weren't confusing enough).

Godfrey the mole (Jon) is from Tom Thumb and Thumbelina; Jimmy's Grandpa (Stephen) is from Daily Show Rock; Dr. Dandliker the dentist (Stephen) is from American Dad; and I hope I don't have to tell you who's who in the animated SWC opening.

Table of contents here.

( 'Listen, you stupid man, it tastes filthy! Take this cupcake back!' )

Title: Drawing the Line, episode 1.05: Code Pink
Rating: TV-14
Series: TDS/TCR; Harvey Birdman; The Ambiguously Gay Duo
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. Although reference is made to real persons and places, the dialog, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only. The animated characters are copyright various studios, none of which are mine.

In which Birdgirl makes her entrance, although this is completely overshadowed by the entrances of the Ambiguously Gay Duo; and terrible, terrible double entendres ensue.

For those not familiar with the Duo, see clips here.

Table of contents here. Stay tuned for new episodes every Monday and Thursday, right here on this channel.

( 'Don't worry, citizen,' said Ace, putting a friendly hand on Stephen's shoulder. 'We'll go slow. It's going to hurt a little, but if it gets to be too much, just let us know and we'll stop right away.' )

Title: Drawing the Line: DVD Extras
Rating: TV-14
Series: TDS/TCR; Harvey Birdman; The Venture Bros.
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. Although reference is made to real persons and places, the dialog, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only. The animated characters are copyright various studios, none of which are mine.

( Fonts and other miscellaneous goodies )

Title: Drawing the Line, episode 1.02: A Little Advice
Rating: TV-14
Series: TDS/TCR; Harvey Birdman
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. Although reference is made to real persons and places, the dialog, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only. The animated characters are copyright various studios, none of which are mine.

In which Mentok takes minds, a story is related in which Jon goes without pants, and Colby Krause does some coaching, with plot-driving results.

For an idea of the difficulty Reducto is going through, check out this clip (featuring Inch High, Private Eye). Adult Swim Video has more clips; the interface sucks, but search for "birdman" and there's plenty to watch.

Table of contents here.

( None of it would have happened if Stephen hadn't spilled coffee on Jon's pants in the first place, but there was no point in trying to explain this nuance to him. )

Title: Drawing the Line
Rating: Through TV-14
Series: TDS/TCR, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, The Ambiguously Gay Duo (Saturday Night Live), The New Tek Jansen Adventures, with cameos from The Simpsons, Venture Bros, and others
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. Although reference is made to real persons and places, the dialog, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only. Animated characters are the property of Hanna-Barbera, NBC, Busboy, FOX, and others. Used with love, but without permission.


When Stephen Colbert sues his boss with the help of his lawyer Reducto (voiced by Stephen Colbert), Jon hires the law firm of Phil Ken Sebben (voiced by Stephen Colbert) to represent him.

It's the cartoon trial of the century, especially when Ace (voiced by Stephen Colbert) and Gary, Colby (voiced by Stephen Colbert), Professor Impossible (voiced by Stephen Colbert), and of course Tek Jansen (voiced by Stephen Colbert) get involved.


Episodes
101. Brooks Brothers Lawsuit
102. A Little Advice
103. (The Taking) Of Minds And Men
104. Holding Out For The Heroes
105. Code Pink
106. Thrill Me, Chill Me
107. Enjoy The Ride
108. Science Fiction Double Entendre
109. A Key Clue
110. Climax Is Reached
111. Happily Ever Afters
Tag/Closing Credits

Special Features
—Trailer
—Fonts/Goodies
—Soundtrack
—Closing Credits (uncut version)