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Snagged from [livejournal.com profile] tehlobster:

Post the first lines from each of your 25 most recent fanfic pieces and try to find a pattern.

Under the cut... )

(What say the rest of you? Any thoughts? Observations? Blatantly obvious patterns that you can't believe I haven't spotted, already?)
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: Five Times Chuck And Stephen Had Sex (Mostly With Each Other)
Rating: R
Pairings: "Stephen"/OMC, "Stephen"/Chuck, Chuck/Geoffrey
Contents: Sex, language, alcohol, injuries, teacher/student kink, bondage, damaged people damaging each other, obscure 1984 reference

One last Secret Santa prompt from [livejournal.com profile] fakenews_fanfic: Chuck/"Stephen", lots of sex.

Five scenes with Chuck and Stephen, featuring leather-clad bikers, bar fights, kinky sex, Madame Precious dolls, and a bit of Geoffrey and Seamus.

Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

Five Times Chuck And Stephen Had Sex (Mostly With Each Other) )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Fandom: Strangers With Candy
Title: High School Never Ends
Warnings: Spoilers; large images

A song for each episode of the third series. Full version of the cover art continues to be here.



But I'm really just a sensitive artist )
ptahrrific: Woman with a notebook (Default)
Fandom: Strangers With Candy
Title: Faces Of A Stranger
Warnings: Spoilers; large images

A song for each episode of the second series. Full version of the cover art.



This one's for the beaten down, the ones who lost their rock and roll )
ptahrrific: Woman with a notebook (Default)
Title: One, Two, Three, Twist, Bam
Series: TDS RPF, Strangers With Candy
Characters/Pairings: Stephen/girl!Jon; one-sided Jerri/Tammi and Jerri/girl!Jon; Orlando (all alone, poor guy)
Rating: NC-17
N.B.: Drugs, genderbending, geek talk, bad words, masturbation, het sex (sort of), Jerri being Jerri, Aliens Mystic Recipes Made Them Do It. Also, this starts off as slapstick, then gets angsty, then turns into quasi-serious het porn, which reads like lesbian porn, but with male pronouns/dirty talk. The author has no idea how to warn for this.

For a Secret Santa prompt requesting Jon/Stephen, genderbending, and someone from SWC.

High school AU in the little town of Flatpoint. After a particularly wild party, Jon wakes up with a problem more unusual than a hangover. Can Stephen, the other local D&D geeks, and the illicit-chemical expertise of Jerri Blank put him (...her?) back to rights?

(Now with art!)

Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

One, Two, Three, Twist, Bam )
ptahrrific: Woman with a notebook (Default)
Fandom: Strangers With Candy
Title: You Can Go Home Again
Warnings: Spoilers; large images

A song for each episode of the first series. Full version of the cover art.




I should point out, by the way, that these were very delicious cheesecakes. )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Fandom: Strangers With Candy
Title: I Got Somethin' To Say
Warnings: Mild spoilers for the TV series.

A mix for Jerri Blank. She's ridiculous, terrifying, and incredibly fun to watch . . . from a safe distance.

ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: Why Should I Care?
Fandom: Strangers With Candy, TDS/TCR
Rating: Through R (language, sex, angry people, terrible parenting)
Disclaimer: Found on individual chapters. In short, not real, and not mine.
Mad props to [personal profile] stellar_dust for being everything from spellcheck to sounding board.

A second-gen tale of love between the sons of two sets of middle-aged homos.

With a violently homophobic mother and a father who pays more attention to his Madame Precious dolls than to his child, it's no wonder that Seamus Noblet grew up to be a bit of a jerk. And then he meets this guy. A guy who isn't put off by damage. A guy who's incredibly Zen....

Part of the Expectingverse.

Chapters, art, and bonus features )
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Title: The Gospel of Jesus Comes To Flatpoint
Series: Strangers With Candy
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Sexytalk; a couple of bad words.
Disclaimer: Fiction. Characters are not mine. Used without permission.

A drabble. Does exactly what it says on the tin.

(Title refers to the shared universe, more of which is found in [livejournal.com profile] fakenews_fanfic, which started from the line 'The only way straight people could be threatened by same-sex marriage would be if it were mandatory.')

The Gospel of Jesus comes to Flatpoint. )



Title: Laissez Les Bons Temps Rouler
Series: The Colbert Report
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Sexytalk; a couple of bad words.
Disclaimer: Same as above. Also, parody.

Another drabble. The aftermath of Stephen's 'trip' to New Orleans.

It's all part of that N'Awlins atmosphere. )

Meme!

Jul. 15th, 2008 02:57 pm
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If you happen to be working on some creative writing project, fanfiction or NaNoWriMo or what have you, post exactly one sentence/paragraph/whatever from each of your current work(s) in progress in your journal. It should probably be your favourite or most intriguing sentence so far, but what you choose is entirely your discretion. Mention the title (and genre) if you like, but don’t mention anything else — this is merely to whet the general appetite for your forthcoming work(s).

I did this for the comics, mixes, and fic I have in progress. There are kind of a lot of these.

The result is over on my blog ([livejournal.com profile] erinptah); follow the fake cut!

( Starring characters from fake news, Hellsing, Doctor Who, Strangers With Candy, Krazy Kat, Marimite, The Ambiguously Gay Duo, and The Lord of the Rings, not necessarily in that order. )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: Drawing the Line, episode 1.07: Enjoy The Ride
Rating: TV-14
Series: TDS/TCR; Harvey Birdman; the Ambiguously Gay Duo; Strangers With Candy; American Dad; Tom Thumb and Thumbelina
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. Although reference is made to real persons and places, the dialog, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only. The animated characters are copyright various studios, none of which are mine.

In which our heroes crash a whole bunch of former secret supervillain bases, to the agitation of their current owners (not to mention Stephen). Meanwhile, Jon plans a daring escape with gratuitous Hitchhiker's Guide references and an Amy Sedaris cameo (as if this series weren't confusing enough).

Godfrey the mole (Jon) is from Tom Thumb and Thumbelina; Jimmy's Grandpa (Stephen) is from Daily Show Rock; Dr. Dandliker the dentist (Stephen) is from American Dad; and I hope I don't have to tell you who's who in the animated SWC opening.

Table of contents here.

'Listen, you stupid man, it tastes filthy! Take this cupcake back!' )

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