Un assemblage de mensonges

Title: Messiah
Fandom: Sailor Moon
Characters/Pairings: Messiah of Silence/Messiah of Light
Rating: R
Contents: Imprisonment, (skip) torture, non-con
Disclaimer: Sailor Moon's characters and plot aren't mine.

Super Sailor Moon doesn't win. (A deeply creepy scene from the aftermath.)

For my hc_bingo round 3 card, prompt "restrained." Also here on the AO3.

( The girl who would have sealed the fate of the world hangs suspended in a dark room. )

Title: Artemis Parthenos
Fandom: Sailor Moon
Characters/Pairings: Venus/Artemis, Luna/Artemis, various royals
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Canon character deaths. Spoilers for the first arc and the Sailor V manga, plus light references to the rest of the series.
Disclaimer: The series, settings, and characters are not mine. All hail Naoko-hime.

Scenes from Artemis' past life, growing up and having girl trouble. In any other era, with any other girls, this wouldn't even have been a footnote to history; but these are princesses and royal advisors, in the twilight of the Silver Millennium.

For the Magical Girl Fic/Art Swap 2011; also here on the AO3. The princesses' names come from epithets used for their respective gods in Roman mythology, while their parents are named for the corresponding Greek gods. The poetry is from translations of Sappho; similar verses must have been written by her previous incarnation.

As long as I'm here, let me rec you this episode recap, featuring the Moon Kingdom's downfall in blank verse.

( On the first day at the Foreign Planets Academy, the members of the youngest class milled around in tiny, species-segregated clusters. )

Title: Five (And Then Some) Heart Crystals The Death Busters Never Stole
Fandoms: Sailor Moon and crossovers: The Daily Show, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, His Dark Materials, Battlestar Galactica, Doctor Who
Characters/Pairings: Kaolinite, Eudial, Mimete, Viluy; Jon, Olivia, "Stephen"; Homura/Madoka; Lyra, Pan; Sharon, Roslin, Tory, Tigh; Four, Sarah Jane
Rating: PG
Warnings: Spoils ALL THE THINGS, especially MadoMagi, HDM, and BSG.
Disclaimer: Not a single one of these series is mine. More's the pity.

What it says on the tin. Heart crystals that Kaolinite and the Witches 5 would have gone after, if only they'd existed in the same series.

Most of these involve AU versions of the crossover characters' canon settings. Just pretend those years and areas were the ones in which the Death Busters set up shop...and then ignore all the continuity issues that brings up ^_^;

For my round 2 hc_bingo card, prompts "experiments by evil scientists" and "headaches/migraines".

( 'I'm Jon Stewart, and, folks, we have a fantastic program for you tonight. Our guest is Souichi Tomoe...' )

Snagged from tehlobster:

Post the first lines from each of your 25 most recent fanfic pieces and try to find a pattern.

( Under the cut... )

(What say the rest of you? Any thoughts? Observations? Blatantly obvious patterns that you can't believe I haven't spotted, already?)

Title: The woman with two hearts! Blessed are the pure
Fandom: Hellsing, Sailor Moon
Genre: Comedy, light drama
Words: ~2700
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Hellsing is the creation of Kōta Hirano. Sailor Moon is likewise the creation of Naoko Takeuchi. I make references to other shows; they're not mine either. Characters used without permission - but with love (and, more importantly from a legal standpoint, without profit).

Notes: Hellsing/Sailor Moon crossover as part of hellsingreviews's 100th-review celebration. Takes place during the SMS series of the anime.

( 'That's the person I just met for the first time today that I've never seen before this episode!' exclaimed a distressed Usagi. 'We can't let it get her!' )

Glossary:
Gomen nasai = I'm very sorry (Gomen = Sorry)
Daijoubu desu ka? = Are you all right?
Arigato = Thank you
Ai to seigi no, sailor bishoujo senshi, Sailor Moon! Tsuki ni kawatte, oshioki yo! = For love and justice, I'm the pretty suited sailor soldier Sailor Moon! In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!
Portuu-chan is of course the Flench equivalent of "porte" (door). (Flench = Japanese-mangled French, just as Engrish = Japanese-mispronounced English)
And of course, last names and first names get switched (thus Takagi Yumiko).
Henshin yo, minna-chan! = Transform, everybody!
Sailor Senshi is, obviously, Sailor Soldiers.
Tuxedo Kamen = Tuxedo Mask
Tougen battou jai ryuu! Ama zan! = Island-plain drawn sword style: Heaven Mountain (see Cross Fire #2)

And, of course, the Italian:
Beati quelli che hanno il cuore puro, perché vedranno Dio = Blessed are the pure in heart, for they will see God.