Un assemblage de mensonges

Title: Anonymous
Rating: R
Contents: Sex, violence, humiliation
Characters/pairings: "Stephen"/???, "Stephen"/Jon
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Summary: A sequel/remix/sandbox-type-thing of sarcasticsra's For Granted. The premise of the original: "Stephen" is living with Jon, but still has this compulsive, self-destructive need to sneak off and have tawdry sex with nameless men in bars.

So, being the cheerful and upbeat writer I am, I decided to write fixit fic!

...No, really. Stop laughing.

(It looks bad at first, but it gets fixed in the end, I swear.)

( 'He has no idea I'm here. I shouldn't....' )

Title: Oliver Through The Looking Glass, Part III: Queen Oliver
Fandom: TDS/TCR, Alice in Wonderland
Genre: Comedy crossover crack
Rating: G
Words: ~3100
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Notes: The final chapter of the sequel to formerlydf's Stewart in Wonderland.

Before you read this, read John Oliver's ComedyCentral.com bio. Don't look too much at the picture, as it's frightening.

The poem at the end, like the poem at the end of the original book, is an acrostic. (Alice Pleasance Liddell is the girl on whom the character Alice is based.) Lewis Carroll is the unabashed master of rhyme and rhythm.

Chapter I: I'm British, You See
Chapter II: Only Doing My Duty
Chapter III: [You Are Here]

( John Oliver goes through his bathroom mirror and ends up joining a giant game of chess with all of Wonderland at stake. (No pressure.) )

Title: Oliver Through The Looking Glass, Part I: I'm British, You See
Fandom: TDS/TCR, Alice in Wonderland
Genre: Comedy crossover crack
Rating: G
Words: ~3000
( Disclaimer )

Notes: With original author formerlydf's blessing, I drew a movie poster for her excellent fic Stewart in Wonderland, and then took the plunge and wrote a sequel.

I've tried to make all the characters recognizable, but several are never identified by name, and of course some have been turned into animals. If you're not sure about any of them, just ask. Dave Gorman isn't playing two parts; he has a twin brother in real life.

Chapter I: [You Are Here]
Chapter II: Only Doing My Duty
Chapter III: Queen Oliver

( John Oliver goes through his bathroom mirror and ends up joining a giant game of chess with all of Wonderland at stake. (No pressure.) )