Un assemblage de mensonges

Medium: Television
Fandom: The Daily Show/The Colbert Report
Subject: Jon/real!Stephen
Title: Day Late Friends
Warnings: Epic unrequited love story; some ruined pants.

Two musical wishes at the fakenews_fanfic Secret Santa were in danger of going unclaimed: Goo Goo Dolls' "Feel the Silence" for shoebox_addict, and Cake's "End of the Movie" for kitsunesan. So I put them both in a mix.

Given the melancholy of the prompts, I tried to make the rest of this unapologetically tragic. It, uh, didn't take. (Seriously, can you think of any two people who are less angsty with each other?)



( The news is the news, but the dance goes on forever )

Four Fake News Stories Erin Will Never Write, And One That Accidentally Got Written While Doing This (3)
Rating: PG
Warnings: Blasphemy, possible mature themes, character death, Serious Religious Business
( Disclaimer )

Summary: A couple of chunks of this spontaneously wrote themselves while I was summarizing. The rest is probably never going to happen. Features real!Stephen; crossover with Bruce Almighty/Evan Almighty.


( The one where Jon is the Second Coming )