Un assemblage de mensonges

Title: Five (And Then Some) Heart Crystals The Death Busters Never Stole
Fandoms: Sailor Moon and crossovers: The Daily Show, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, His Dark Materials, Battlestar Galactica, Doctor Who
Characters/Pairings: Kaolinite, Eudial, Mimete, Viluy; Jon, Olivia, "Stephen"; Homura/Madoka; Lyra, Pan; Sharon, Roslin, Tory, Tigh; Four, Sarah Jane
Rating: PG
Warnings: Spoils ALL THE THINGS, especially MadoMagi, HDM, and BSG.
Disclaimer: Not a single one of these series is mine. More's the pity.

What it says on the tin. Heart crystals that Kaolinite and the Witches 5 would have gone after, if only they'd existed in the same series.

Most of these involve AU versions of the crossover characters' canon settings. Just pretend those years and areas were the ones in which the Death Busters set up shop...and then ignore all the continuity issues that brings up ^_^;

For my round 2 hc_bingo card, prompts "experiments by evil scientists" and "headaches/migraines".

( 'I'm Jon Stewart, and, folks, we have a fantastic program for you tonight. Our guest is Souichi Tomoe...' )

Title: Disney Magic
Rating: PG
Series: Pet Shop of Horrors/Fake News
Pairings/Characters: Jon, an Olberclone, D, ???
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. PSoH is not mine.

For hc_bingo; master post with card is here. Takes place in the Eagle of Hermes universe, in the summer of 2009. Illustration here.

Still trying to figure out how to bond with his newly adopted daughter, Jon takes her on what should have been a magical vacation. But when she gets overwhelmed by the heat, they end up taking refuge in a shop that looks mysteriously off-brand. Featuring quotes from Special Comments, various takes on mermaids, and a special appearance by T-chan while trying to be inconspicuous.

( 'That's because the sign at the store was trying to get parents to buy their little girls Ariel dresses.' )

Medium: Television
Fandom: The Colbert Report
Subject: P. K. Winsome
Title: P. K. Winsome's Finding My Niche: The P. K. Winsome Story

P. K. Winsome is a mystery wrapped in an enigma covered by a broad smile and topped with a 20% Off For Today Only sticker. He brands himself as The Black Republican, but most of his association with other right-wingers involves charging a fee to make them look more diverse. Oh, and he's possibly the only person with his name and face slapped on more cheap trinkets than Stephen's.

Honest conservative, or merely apathetic enough to stand next to them at rallies? Carrying out a deeply subversive Take That to the institutionalized racism in the establishment, or just out to make a quick buck? There are lots of ways to interpret this guy. Here's one.



( And when you're living in America at the end of the millennium, you're what you own )

Title: Assorted Belatedly Collected Drabbles (Sam, Jon, and Stephen Edition)
Series: TDS/TCR
Disclaimer: Works of parody. Not real; not mine.

More long-lost drabbles from 2006, plus something a bit more recent. Mostly Jon'n'"Stephen" this time. But also Sam!



Title: Fresh Twists
Characters/Pairings: Sam, an interviewee
Rating: PG
Notes: Drabble-and-a-half. Written during the days when Sam was the only female regular in the fakenewsverse.

( The interview with the senator is not going well. )

Title: The Last Best Hope
Characters/Pairings: Jon, Bill Bennett, Stephen, Bobby
Rating: G
Notes: Follows the two-part Bill Bennett interview, and its follow-up.

( 'When the interview first aired, Stephen was delighted.' )

Title: Blame The Lutherans
Characters/Pairings: "Stephen", Bobby
Rating: G
Notes: Comes right before this clip.

( 'So there's no way to put Jon properly On Notice by Monday's show?' )

Title: Temptation
Characters/Pairings: Jon/"Stephen"
Rating: PG

( Jon couldn't help it. )

Medium: Book
Fandom: Le Petit Prince
Subject: General
Title: L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux (What is essential is invisible to the eye)
Warnings: Spoilers for the whole book.

Once upon a time there was a little prince who lived on a planet that was scarcely any bigger than himself, and who needed a friend / Il était une fois un petit prince qui habitait une planète à peine plus grande que lui, et qui avait besoin d’un ami...



( Were you so sad, then, on the day of the forty-four sunsets? )

Medium: Television (fancomic)
Fandom: The Daily Show/The Colbert Report
Subject: Fake News Rumble
Title: Good Guys, Bad Guys, And Explosions
Warnings: Large images; spoilers through the Chapter Four preview

A fanmix for the incredibly epic comic Fake News Rumble. In which Dick Cheney is an alien overlord out to destroy the world, and only the superpowered staff of the Daily Show stand in his way.

I've been wanting to draw chibis of these characters for a while now, because their designs (all in the artist's DA gallery) are amazing. Larger versions of the art here.



( They need a hero, somebody who is just like me )

Title: How To Do A Suit
Series: TDS/TCR
Characters/Pairings: "Stephen", family
Rating: G
Disclaimer: See the index.

For anais_rhys, who wanted some pure fluff about Stephen's happy childhood.

( The four-year-old had insisted on dressing himself for church. )