ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: Defying Reality
Rating: G
Characters/pairings: Jon, "Stephen"
Disclaimer: Work of parody; work of fiction; the characters aren't mine.

Exclusive scene from the long-lost film script for I Am America (And So Can You!): The Musical: The Movie: IN SPACE!* "Stephen" is in talks to get his own news show. When a meeting with executives goes badly, he and Jon have to sing about it.

( So if you care to find me, just turn on your TV / Wait for eleven-thirty: there's a show that's all to do with me! )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: Cutting It Fine
Series: TDS/TCR
Characters/Pairings: John-O, Jon, "Stephen"
Rating: PG (shameless teabagging puns)
Disclaimer: See the index.

For [livejournal.com profile] culf, who wanted "something about "Stephen" acquiring a replica samurai sword, just to spite John Oliver because they're illegal in the UK. (And because John claims to be of Samurai descent.)"

The last time John had thought Stephen was doing him a favor, he had spent the day stuffed in a suitcase. )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: Or You Could Show Him How To Work Your Nail Guns
Rating: G
Characters/pairings: Tad/Bobby, Stephen
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

Summary: A fluffy double drabble (i.e., 200 words exactly, not counting the title), written for one of the unclaimed prompts over at [livejournal.com profile] lgbtfest: 1086. Punditslash, Tad/Bobby, Something happens and now Stephen knows about their relationship. How do they handle being out to their boss, and how does Stephen's own repressed sexuality come into play?

In the summer when Bobby turned six, his parents got an addition built on their house. )


Title: The Pun Was Too Good T'Eschew
Rating: PG
Characters/pairings: Stephen, Meg
Disclaimer: See above.

Summary: And another, with a slightly sadistic twist: 1079. Punditslash, Character!Stephen Colbert and Meg the intern, To Stephen, hitting on women is a way to force his sexuality into line. When Meg refuses his advances on the grounds that she's a lesbian (and it's *sexual harassment*) he decides that they can 'help' each other become straight. Meg is forced to teach Stephen a few things.

(You may want to do some background reading first.)

'Better do something heterosexual, just to make sure.' )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: The WØRD - January 2, 2007: Simple
Series: The Colbert Report
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: It ain't my fake news show; I just fake write for it.

Done for the Colboard Report, the fan-produced series of segments that helped TCR addicts on the old Colbert Nation forum make it through a long cold show-free vacation.
___

'Now, if the Iraqi people had just gotten on board with this plan, everything would have gone perfectly.' )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: The WØRD - December 29, 2006: Jon Stewartized
Series: The Colbert Report
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: It ain't my fake news show; I just fake write for it.

Done for the Colboard Report, the fan-produced series of segments that helped TCR addicts on the old Colbert Nation forum make it through a long cold show-free vacation.
___

'If you've ever gotten to your television in the evening only to find that the Report isn't on yet - which you should do every night, rather than risk missing a single second of me - then the short guy you on your screen is Jon.' )
ptahrrific: Woman with a notebook (Default)
Title: The WØRD - December 28, 2006: Finally
Series: The Colbert Report
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: It ain't my fake news show; I just fake write for it.

Done for the Colboard Report, the fan-produced series of segments that helped TCR addicts on the old Colbert Nation forum make it through a long cold show-free vacation.
___

'Now, I'm no fan of appeals courts. They offer too much chance for flip-floppery.' )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: The WØRD - December 27, 2006: Move On
Series: The Colbert Report
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: It ain't my fake news show; I just fake write for it.

Done for the Colboard Report, the fan-produced series of segments that helped TCR addicts on the old Colbert Nation forum make it through a long cold show-free vacation.
___

'Sad news today, ladies and gentlemen. Our 38th president, Gerald Ford, died yesterday at age 93. Which brings us to tonight's WRD.' )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Fandom: The Daily Show
Subject: the unedited Jim Cramer interview
Title: It's Not A F@#king Game
Warnings: This unedited mix contains salty language. Listener discretion is advised.

You can watch the full uncut interview starting here. Cover art is from this comic.



'It is a game that you know, that you know is going on, but that you go on television as a financial network and pretend isn't happening.' )
ptahrrific: Woman with a notebook (Default)
Title: George's World
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: Tantrums, time snarls, scaring, swearing, character death (he gets better), character deconstruction, subtle reference to childhood abuse, general mindf@#kery
Series: The Colbert Report, Doctor Who

A wildly self-indulgent AU crossover between two fic 'verses. Posted in the hopes that someone else will find it half as entertaining as I do.

Jack, Ten, and teenage Stephen, from Truthiness And Relative Dimensions In Space, make an accidental hop and end up in the Expectingverse — just in time for a creepy temporal phenomenon to tear the groups apart. Can ickle!Stephen take care of five-year-old George? Can the Doctor earn the trust of George's very panicky father? Will Jack stop making dying look sexy? (...probably not.)

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Adorable George art by [livejournal.com profile] punkishgrin
ptahrrific: Integra Hellsing (hellsing)
Fandom: Hellsing
Title: sub specie aeternitatis
Theme: #14 - "Hush" (instrumental)

For a challenge over at [livejournal.com profile] fanmix, a roughly chronological Alucard mix.

The title means "to see from the perspective of eternity."



In the end, little he can do alone )
ptahrrific: Integra Hellsing (hellsing)
Fandom: Hellsing
Title: London In Memoriam

Legend tells us that Kōta Hirano once visited London, where he had such a bad time that he decided to destroy it. Given the agonizingly slow pace at which he draws manga, the city has been going up in flames for a few years now.

Here are some songs for London, and supernatural battles, and lost homes.

With different art, this could double as a Doctor Who mix. As it is, the cover illustration is from Hellsing, volume 7, chapter 8.

ptahrrific: Integra Hellsing (hellsing)
Fandom: Hellsing
Title: Gentlemen, We Love War
Warnings: Some spoilers; lots of Nazis.

A two-disc mix for Millennium, the best bad guys ever. Seriously, they're a bunch of vampire Nazis who set out to make war for no reason other than they feel like it. What could be easier to hate?

The first disc covers the individual characters, with one or two songs for each. The second covers the general arc of the war. Walter's arc is unfortunately only touched on, but aside from that it tries to be comprehensive. Ranges from deadly serious to, frankly, pretty silly.


ptahrrific: Woman with a notebook (Default)
Fandom: Strangers With Candy
Title: You Can Go Home Again
Warnings: Spoilers; large images

A song for each episode of the first series. Full version of the cover art.




I should point out, by the way, that these were very delicious cheesecakes. )
ptahrrific: (doctor whoniverse)
Fandom: Doctor Who
Title: Come Fly With Me
Warnings: ...second person?
Disclaimer: This is so not mine it's not even funny.

For anyone who, when that hand (was/is/will be) held out to them, takes it.



It's a big universe, and it's ours! )
ptahrrific: I want a girl with fingernails that shine like justice. (sailor moon)
Title: Ten Times The Doctor Met Sailor Pluto (Plus One More)
Rating: PG-13 (a bit of language)
Series: Sailor Moon, Doctor Who
Spoilers: New Who S3
Summary: Sailor Pluto meets Doctors One through Ten. (Not necessarily in that order.)

Comes with matching artwork.

She doesn't have to ask this time; she knows who he is by the way his scarf is bending the space-time continuum. )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: Nightmare on 54th Street
Fandom: TCR
Rating: PG-13 for horror
Two disclaimers, with love )

Summary: Stephen's Halloween vigil is interrupted.

Now with an illustration courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] omelton, who is awesome.

(Went to TCR on Halloween. Took lots of notes, with this taping reporT as a result. Also, spent much of the time sorting out this story.)

Read more... )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: What's Your Age Again?
Fandom: TDS/TCR
Genre: Somewhere between drama and fluff.
Rating: PG
Words: ~960
Disclaimer: The usual two. )

Notes: Written for Jon's 44th birthday (November 28, 2006). Because there can never be too much birthday fic, and there's certainly not enough.

It's Jon's birthday, and Stephen doesn't seem to know or care. Of course, Stephen doesn't usually care about things other than himself - but Jon sort of thought it might be different today. )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: The Sentence of Mr. Castagana
Fandom: The Daily Show
Genre: Comedy, revenge
Rating: PG
Words: ~300
Disclaimer: The serious one. )

Notes: On December 2, 2006, a man named Chad Conrad Castagana was indicted for sending threatening letters containing an unknown white powder to several politicians and celebrities, including Jon Stewart.

An unrelated item: America (The Book) contains a pull-out chart detailing the organization of the Shadow Government.

In this story, I relate the two. )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: Real Life's Getting More Like Fiction
Fandom: RENT; The Daily Show
Genre: Dramedy?
Rating: PG
Words: ~1800
Warnings: Confusion on gender identity, high cuteness levels, RENT spoilers right and left.
Disclaimer: RENT and its characters are the brainchild of Jonathan Larson. Characters used without permission - but with love (and, more importantly from a legal standpoint, without profit).

Poem-disclaimer for the real people )


Notes: The title is from a lyric in RENT's big opening title number:
How do you document real life
When real life's getting more like fiction each day?

That could be the TDS/TCR motto. It's also a handy title for a story that has real people happily conversing with fictional ones.

In 1969, Jon (age 7) meets Mark (age 6). In 1972, Stephen (age 8) meets Angel (age 8). Connections are made. )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)


Title: The Robert Report
Fandom: TCR
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG overall
Disclaimer: On the chapters.

I like Bobby, he's underappreciated, and I wanted to play around in his head, so I came up with a one-shot about him. Then one day I was painting a house (it's a long story), which is monotonous work, and ended up plotting out a whole series.

In which Bobby manages the stage, the staff, and Stephen; the Report staff faces down a ghost; and we discover why the staff doesn't quit en masse, despite their boss' refusal to learn any valuable lessons.

Part of the Expectingverse.

1. The Toss
2. The Opening
3. The Wørd
4. The Second Act
5. The Interview
6. The Closing
Epilogue: We'll Be Right Back
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