Un assemblage de mensonges

Title: See The Little Unicorn There
Series: TDS/TCR
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Fatal diseases, angsty!"Stephen", some ambiguity.
( Two disclaimers, with love )

Summary: In an interview, Ed Helms once sang a song about a unicorn. On his show, Stephen has referred to a unicorn of his own. In 2005, while both were correspondents on The Daily Show, New York City clinics introduced on-site, rapid HIV testing using an oral fluid test.

Aaaaaand scene!

( 'I didn't get that close, being as how they only come near virgins and I am so not a virgin, but I could definitely see the horn.' )

Title: A Good Night's Sleep
Rating: PG (language)
Series: TDS/TCR
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. Although reference is made to real persons and places, the dialog, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

Summary: TDS goes on a road trip, and nobody wants to room with Stephen. Jon, who ends up stuck with him, finds out why.

Half ficlet, half comic; part fluff, part drama; all cute, all chibi, and all flag pajamas.

( It was surprisingly comforting. Like holding a stuffed animal, if Jon had ever known a giant, flag-patterned stuffed animal that wouldn't shut up. )

Title: Prey Mentality
Fandom: The Colbert Report
Genre: Drama to Stephen, comedy to the rest of us
Rating: PG-13 for the contents of Stephen's dirty, dirty mind
Words: ~2400
Disclaimer: ( The usual two. )

Notes: The first fic in which I really dug into Stephen's elaborate system of denial, repression, sublimation, and projection.

Started this shortly after the Bill O'Reilly show ("Jon Stewart is a sexual predator"), and finished it after hearing Stephen's follow-up next week ("I did not do it right away, Bill! We talked, we went to dinner … I thought we made a connection. The whole thing felt very organic"). Comes with an associated sketch.

Has been sequeled by gaudy_night: When a Predator Catches Its Prey.

( Jon Stewart must be a sexual predator. Why else would Stephen feel so flustered in his presence? )