Un assemblage de mensonges

Title: The WØRD - December 29, 2006: Jon Stewartized
Series: The Colbert Report
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: It ain't my fake news show; I just fake write for it.

Done for the Colboard Report, the fan-produced series of segments that helped TCR addicts on the old Colbert Nation forum make it through a long cold show-free vacation.
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( 'If you've ever gotten to your television in the evening only to find that the Report isn't on yet - which you should do every night, rather than risk missing a single second of me - then the short guy you on your screen is Jon.' )

Title: The WØRD - December 27, 2006: Move On
Series: The Colbert Report
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: It ain't my fake news show; I just fake write for it.

Done for the Colboard Report, the fan-produced series of segments that helped TCR addicts on the old Colbert Nation forum make it through a long cold show-free vacation.
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( 'Sad news today, ladies and gentlemen. Our 38th president, Gerald Ford, died yesterday at age 93. Which brings us to tonight's WØRD.' )