Un assemblage de mensonges

Title: This Fragrant Skin, This Hair Like Lace
Fandom: Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Characters/Pairings: Homura/Madoka, ensemble, witches, the misogynists from episode 8
Rating: NC-17
Contents: Hormones Made Them Do It, dub-con and non-con; fail!sex; teen/teen and teen/adult sex; fempreg; violence and character death. Basically: all the warnings, homg.
Disclaimer: MadoMagi characters and plot aren't mine.

A/B/O universes are generally an over-complex excuse to write "and then my OTP were overcome with ~hormones~ and had lots of rowdy possessive sex." There's no way Madoka and Homura will have it so easy.

For purposes of this fic, omega men and alpha women can both get pregnant and impregnate someone else; alpha women are basically futas; omegas periodically go into heat, starting in their late teens; everybody has an overactive sense of smell; and responsible alphas and omegas take a lot of hormone-suppressant meds to keep from totally disrupting society. There are, obviously, a lot of weird sexual dynamics going on in this fic. Also a lot of violence and death, but that's just because it's PMMM.

Written for a_b_o_ladies. Title is from BNL's version of Lovers in a Dangerous Time.

( But if she could have chosen — if ever there was a time when she wanted biology to take over and shut down the parts of her mind capable of feeling fear and shame and regret — )

Title: One More Shot...
Fandom: Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Characters/Pairings: Homura/Mami, implied Homura/Madoka
Rating: NC-17
Contents: Sex with magical gunplay and bondage, damaged!Homura, spoilers
Disclaimer: MadoMagi characters and plot aren't mine.

So this is mostly PWP, although there are allusions to Plot going on around it. From an AU where the heroines are aged up, for a prompt on femslash_kink: "Mami/any, gunplay." Also on the AO3.

( Mami settles herself comfortably in an armchair before the other puella magi and surveys her handiwork. )

Title: L'Estasi di Santa Homura
Fandom: Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Characters/Pairings: Homura/Madoka
Rating: NC-17
Contents: Spoilers, smut, surrealism.
Disclaimer: MadoMagi characters and plot aren't mine.

Who needs a corporeal partner to have great sex? Not Teresa of Avila, and not Homura, either.

A treat written for ember_keelty in yuri_challenge. Also here on the AO3.

( The ribbon traces its way up her thighs, brushing new pale flesh with each step. )

Title: Five Times Stephen Got A Green Light
Rating: R
Contents: Sex, D/s, forced femme, bondage, post-roleplay aftercare, language
Characters/pairings: Liberal!"Stephen"/Jon
Disclaimer: The Report characters and their universe are property of Stephen Colbert, the other Report writers, and I presume Viacom. The real person(s) are used in a fictional parody context.

Fic from TCR's liberal mirrorverse. In which Stephen is still not quite comfortable with kinking on being a Dom, and Jon provides constant reassurance via the stoplight-based safeword system.

This poor fic has been languishing half-finished for aaaaaages, until a certain recent sequence made it fall into place.

( Stephen drops both the half-tied knot around Jon's ankle and the heavy bondage manual he had been consulting while tying it. )

Title: Microfics
Rating: G
Characters/pairings: Jon/"Stephen"
Disclaimer: Work of parody; work of fiction; the characters aren't mine.

A meme. The rules: Ten fics. Ten genres. Ten words or less.

Bonus references to Cardcaptor Sakura and Neon Genesis Evangelion (with art).


( Stephen's self-control is iron. )

Title: Five Versions Of The Limo Ride Home
Rating: G through NC-17
Characters/pairings: Jon/liberal!"Stephen", Joan/"Stephanie", Jon/r!Stephen (Sailor Jon version), Schmon Schmewart, Jon, "Stephen", Jon/happy!"Stephen"
Warnings: (1) character fatal disease (he's not dead yet); (2) character death (he gets better); (3) D/s, innuendo; (4) D/s, shameless lesbian smut; (5) may induce diabetes.
( Two disclaimers, with love )

Summary: After the Emmys snub various versions of Stephen (hypothetical cancer storyline, sailorjon 'verse, Liberalverse, genderswapped version of sarcasticsra's Needverse, and happy!verse), Jon comforts him on the way back to the hotel.

Mostly written for The 9/20 Project, which called for post-Emmy comforting and/or sex. There are sequels to the Liberalverse segment found at that link. For those seeking more Joan/"Stephanie", there's a bit of it by doctorv here, and I have some more here.

( 'I have a little bit of anger and frustration to work through right now. So it would probably be best if I just let myself into the executive lounge and meditated for a while. Or did some yoga.' )

Title: Five Times Chuck And Stephen Had Sex (Mostly With Each Other)
Rating: R
Pairings: "Stephen"/OMC, "Stephen"/Chuck, Chuck/Geoffrey
Contents: Sex, language, alcohol, injuries, teacher/student kink, bondage, damaged people damaging each other, obscure 1984 reference

One last Secret Santa prompt from fakenews_fanfic: Chuck/"Stephen", lots of sex.

Five scenes with Chuck and Stephen, featuring leather-clad bikers, bar fights, kinky sex, Madame Precious dolls, and a bit of Geoffrey and Seamus.

Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

( Five Times Chuck And Stephen Had Sex (Mostly With Each Other) )