ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: The Valley Of The Shadow Of Zen
Rating: Explicit
Contents: Sex, BDSM in various permutations
Characters/pairings: Jon/"Stephen"
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

This is a peaks-and-valleys AU, basically a D/s AU on a sine wave. Humans cycle from being dominant to being submissive and back, and the ideal partner is one whose peaks line up neatly with your valleys.

Jon has long, leisurely swings, and by adulthood is pretty good at managing his moods. "Stephen", naturally, will rocket from valley to peak and back in the space of a week. Snapshots of their friendship, and then romance, in different combinations over the years.

( 'You can't gag me and expect me to answer questions at the same time, you know.' / 'I don't see why not! It's a free country.' )
ptahrrific: Cecil and Carlos with science in the dark (night vale)
Title: August Bodies (part 3/4)
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Characters/Pairings: one-sided Carlos/Kevin, past Kevin/Lauren, background Cecil/Carlos
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Night Vale and everything related are mine. All mine. Because I am Joseph Fink, creator of Welcome to Night Vale. The real Joseph Fink, yep, that's me.

Even more angsty A/B/O from the otherworld desert. Alpha Carlos invents an extremely scientific device to help Kevin through his heats. Omega Kevin keeps trying to coax Carlos into providing more hands-on assistance.

( Sometimes they came back with fresh wounds and bloody clothes and prayers for colleagues they'd lost, and Carlos would chastise them for getting blood all over the place, which was how Kevin learned that Carlos was some kind of aesthetic minimalist. )
ptahrrific: Cecil and Carlos with science in the dark (night vale)
Title: August Bodies (part 2/3)
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Characters/Pairings: Carlos, Kevin, past Kevin/Lauren, background Cecil/Carlos
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Night Vale and everything related are mine. All mine. Because I am Joseph Fink, creator of Welcome to Night Vale. The real Joseph Fink, yep, that's me.

Angsty A/B/O from the otherworld desert. Omega Kevin isn't sure how to cope, being separated from Strexcorp's efficiency-maximizing breeding program for the first time in his adult life. Alpha Carlos is fine, because he's always fine.

( "Trust me. I'm a scientist! Admittedly, that means I study science, not biology or sexuality...but I can say for a fact that you are overheated." )
ptahrrific: Cecil and Carlos with science in the dark (night vale)
Title: August Bodies (part 1/2)
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Characters/Pairings: Cecil/Earl, background Cecil/Carlos
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Night Vale and everything related are mine. All mine. Because I am Joseph Fink, creator of Welcome to Night Vale. The real Joseph Fink, yep, that's me.

A/B/O angsty sex (sexy angst?). Omega Cecil refuses to take any kind of heat suppressants. After all, Carlos is definitely going to find a way back to Night Vale any day now, so there's no need! Clearly there is no way this mindset can backfire.

(Alpha Earl is a good and supportive friend, even if he asks uncomfortable questions sometimes.)

( Obviously he needed to get better hormone blockers. The store-brand kind were already letting him develop pre-heat symptoms, and he'd only been on them for, what, a week? Two? )
ptahrrific: Madoka preparing to take on Walpurgis (madoka magica)
Title: Ein Liebender liegt dir zu Füßen, part 1: You don't have a lot of friends, you know.
Characters/Pairings: Madoka/Moemura, Izabel/Michaela, Izabel/Madoka
Rating: NC-17
Contents: Overall: omegaverse, with all the consent issues and weird body stuff that implies; slavery; non-con; medical imagery; character death; references to past child abuse.
Disclaimer: Madoka Magica belongs to Urobochi, SHAFT, Aniplex, and other people who are not me.

A/B/O slavefic AU. While a shy glasses-wearing Homura is recovering from heart surgery, her parents rent an omega to "keep her company." Homura refuses to take advantage, either of Madoka's slave status or of the heady, irresistible hormones an alpha can use to seduce an omega. But even though there's an attraction and a fondness building between the two girls, Homura isn't leveled-up enough to protect Madoka from being exploited by others, either. (...Yet.)

Everyone is human. Homura's parents here are played by Izabel (the artist witch) and Michaela. Madoka's agency is run by Roberta (the birdcage witch). Most characters are aged-up; the main five girls are all at least eighteen.

( Homura laid back on the bed, pulling off her glasses and rubbing at the bridge of her nose to stave off a headache and trying not to feel bad about making Madoka fetch her drinks. )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: Embarrassing Noises
Rating: NC-17
Cast: Jon/"Stephen"
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

A coda to Silent (the AU where Jon is deaf), which I've been meaning to write ever since I finished the story proper. Jon and Stephen's first time. (And it only took them a decade of best friendship to get there.)

As before, ASL is in italics, voiced speech is in quotation marks. Mirrored on the AO3.

Why the hesitation? Wasn't exuberant gay sex supposed to be a cornerstone of Obama's America? )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: Or Perhaps Pleasure
Rating: R
Contents: Canon-typical (cartoony) violence, weird sexual situations
Characters/pairings: Jon/"Stephen"
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

Jon's back from the Middle East!...and he came back wrong. As the embodiment of all that is American, it's up to Stephen to come to the rescue. The sexy, sexy rescue.

(On top of all the other innuendo in that clip, one of the things Stephen yells while behind the door actually is "Say you love me!" Ah, romance.)

Mirror on the AO3.

The hazmat suit sizzles where the lightsaber clips him in the side, but doesn't let it through. American engineering at its finest! )
ptahrrific: Madoka preparing to take on Walpurgis (madoka magica)
Title: This Fragrant Skin, This Hair Like Lace
Fandom: Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Characters/Pairings: Homura/Madoka, ensemble, witches, the misogynists from episode 8
Rating: NC-17
Contents: Hormones Made Them Do It, dub-con and non-con; fail!sex; teen/teen and teen/adult sex; fempreg; violence and character death. Basically: all the warnings, homg.
Disclaimer: MadoMagi characters and plot aren't mine.

A/B/O universes are generally an over-complex excuse to write "and then my OTP were overcome with ~hormones~ and had lots of rowdy possessive sex." There's no way Madoka and Homura will have it so easy.

For purposes of this fic, omega men and alpha women can both get pregnant and impregnate someone else; alpha women are basically futas; omegas periodically go into heat, starting in their late teens; everybody has an overactive sense of smell; and responsible alphas and omegas take a lot of hormone-suppressant meds to keep from totally disrupting society. There are, obviously, a lot of weird sexual dynamics going on in this fic. Also a lot of violence and death, but that's just because it's PMMM.

Written for [livejournal.com profile] a_b_o_ladies. Title is from BNL's version of Lovers in a Dangerous Time.

( But if she could have chosen — if ever there was a time when she wanted biology to take over and shut down the parts of her mind capable of feeling fear and shame and regret — )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: And He Only Reveals What He Wants You To See
Rating: R
Contents: Alpha/Beta/Omega and related consent issues, mpreg
Characters/pairings: "Stephen"/Charlene, Jon/"Stephen", Jon/"Stephen"/Steve
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

...I'll post more normal fic soon, I promise. Just happened to have this finished. Companion to And He Never Gives In (he just changes his mind). Also mirrored on the AO3.

Stephen, an omega, has always been secure in one thing: he's guaranteed to be loved. Specifically, by the nearest available alpha, once every three months. So even though his parents don't approve of him not settling down, and Jon doesn't want a serious relationship, he gives every appearance of coping just fine.

His plans were vague but huge: breeze through this stupid history degree while making his mark as a performer, have a wedding with Charlene and a couple of her babies at some point in there, and then juggle being a fabulous television star who broke barriers for omegas everywhere with taking care of his angelic and photogenic children. )
ptahrrific: Madoka preparing to take on Walpurgis (madoka magica)
Title: One More Shot...
Fandom: Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Characters/Pairings: Homura/Mami, implied Homura/Madoka
Rating: NC-17
Contents: Sex with magical gunplay and bondage, damaged!Homura, spoilers
Disclaimer: MadoMagi characters and plot aren't mine.

So this is mostly PWP, although there are allusions to Plot going on around it. From an AU where the heroines are aged up, for a prompt on [community profile] femslash_kink: "Mami/any, gunplay." Also on the AO3.

Mami settles herself comfortably in an armchair before the other puella magi and surveys her handiwork. )
ptahrrific: Madoka preparing to take on Walpurgis (madoka magica)
Title: Duet in Ph.D. Minor
Fandom: Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Characters/Pairings: Madoka/Sayaka
Rating: NC-17
Contents: Sex
Disclaimer: MadoMagi isn't mine. Sad but true.

From the prompt meme over at [livejournal.com profile] madokamagica. From [livejournal.com profile] burnaroundme: "I want some porny post-series Madoka/Sayaka. Just because. Go to town."

Also here on the AO3.

For once, Sayaka hadn't called any of her fellow doctoral students before taking off to the bar. )
ptahrrific: Madoka preparing to take on Walpurgis (madoka magica)
Title: L'Estasi di Santa Homura
Fandom: Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Characters/Pairings: Homura/Madoka
Rating: NC-17
Contents: Spoilers, smut, surrealism.
Disclaimer: MadoMagi characters and plot aren't mine.

Who needs a corporeal partner to have great sex? Not Teresa of Avila, and not Homura, either.

A treat written for [personal profile] ember_keelty in [community profile] yuri_challenge. Also here on the AO3.

The ribbon traces its way up her thighs, brushing new pale flesh with each step. )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: This Is Knot My Heart
Rating: NC-17 (bondage, masturbation, fantasy sex+aphrodisiac, language)
Pairing: Happy!"Stephen"/Jon
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

A tale from the happy!AU, same setup as Pink Ropes. Jon's a little shy talking about his fantasy life around Stephen. But Stephen wants to knooooooow. Clearly there is only one solution to this, and it involves elaborate bondage. With pretty knots!

For the [community profile] asexual_fandom Asexy Valentine's Fest. This plotbunny came into being after reading a couple of "asexual character in sexual situation" scenes, which left me craving a version of the scenario that didn't feel tormented and uncomfortable on the ace character's part.

That's an interesting point. And Jon really doesn't want to think about it too much right now, or he'll get distracted with images of ponies at some critical erotic moment. )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: Five Times Stephen Got A Green Light
Rating: R
Contents: Sex, D/s, forced femme, bondage, post-roleplay aftercare, language
Characters/pairings: Liberal!"Stephen"/Jon
Disclaimer: The Report characters and their universe are property of Stephen Colbert, the other Report writers, and I presume Viacom. The real person(s) are used in a fictional parody context.

Fic from TCR's liberal mirrorverse. In which Stephen is still not quite comfortable with kinking on being a Dom, and Jon provides constant reassurance via the stoplight-based safeword system.

This poor fic has been languishing half-finished for aaaaaages, until a certain recent sequence (alternate viewing link) made it fall into place.

Mirror on the AO3.

Stephen drops both the half-tied knot around Jon's ankle and the heavy bondage manual he had been consulting while tying it. )
ptahrrific: Madoka preparing to take on Walpurgis (madoka magica)
Title: Five's Company
Fandom: Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Characters/Pairings: Homura/Madoka/Sayaka/Kyouko/Mami
Rating: NC-17
Contents: Enthusiastic poly sex. With toys!
Disclaimer: MadoMagi characters and plot aren't mine.

Welcome to the AU where the main characters are legal adults, fighting side by side, and in a polyamorous fivesome. Have some Madoka-centric shameless PWP. (Also on the AO3.)

Madoka, who pulled off a last-minute save involving three rapid-fire trick shots plus one shoe hurled at just the right moment, is due for some congratulations. )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: Microfics
Rating: G
Characters/pairings: Jon/"Stephen"
Disclaimer: Work of parody; work of fiction; the characters aren't mine.

A meme. The rules: Ten fics. Ten genres. Ten words or less.

Bonus references to Cardcaptor Sakura and Neon Genesis Evangelion (with art).


Stephen's self-control is iron. )
ptahrrific: Woman with a notebook (Default)
Title: Four Times Stephen Was A Good Boy, And One Time He Did Even Better
Series: TDS/TCR
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Jon/"Stephen", a special guest star
Warnings: The first three are various D/s-charged puppy-play sex scenes.
Two disclaimers, with love )

Summary: Happy Valentine's Day! In celebration, have some scenes from the same continuity as Firm Haunches and Silky. Because even the character's own writers think of him as kind of like a puppy.

Mirror on the AO3.

Stephen, now on all fours, padded nonchalantly over to the corner and started lapping at his water dish. Any decision Jon made was going to have to happen before he started on the food heaped in the bowl beside it. (Cocoa Puffs. Stephen's penchant for realism only went so far.) )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: Five Versions Of The Limo Ride Home
Rating: G through NC-17
Characters/pairings: Jon/liberal!"Stephen", Joan/"Stephanie", Jon/r!Stephen (Sailor Jon version), Schmon Schmewart, Jon, "Stephen", Jon/happy!"Stephen"
Warnings: (1) character fatal disease (he's not dead yet); (2) character death (he gets better); (3) D/s, innuendo; (4) D/s, shameless lesbian smut; (5) may induce diabetes.
Two disclaimers, with love )

Summary: After the Emmys snub various versions of Stephen (hypothetical cancer storyline, [livejournal.com profile] sailorjon 'verse, Liberalverse, genderswapped version of [personal profile] sarcasticsra's Needverse, and happy!verse), Jon comforts him on the way back to the hotel.

Mostly written for The 9/20 Project, which called for post-Emmy comforting and/or sex. There are sequels to the Liberalverse segment found at that link. For those seeking more Joan/"Stephanie", there's a bit of it by [personal profile] doctorv here, and I have some more here.

'I have a little bit of anger and frustration to work through right now. So it would probably be best if I just let myself into the executive lounge and meditated for a while. Or did some yoga.' )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: Satellite Test
Series: TDS/TCR
Characters/Pairings: Jon/"Stephen", Jimmy
Rating: PG-13 (video sex, carrotus interruptus)
Disclaimer: See the index.

For [livejournal.com profile] stellar_dust, who wanted an angst-free story about baby carrots.

There was a half-second delay before Jon's voice, a bit crackly and distorted but as warm as ever, echoed in the small studio deep in an undisclosed location. )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: Five Times Chuck And Stephen Had Sex (Mostly With Each Other)
Rating: R
Pairings: "Stephen"/OMC, "Stephen"/Chuck, Chuck/Geoffrey
Contents: Sex, language, alcohol, injuries, teacher/student kink, bondage, damaged people damaging each other, obscure 1984 reference

One last Secret Santa prompt from [livejournal.com profile] fakenews_fanfic: Chuck/"Stephen", lots of sex.

Five scenes with Chuck and Stephen, featuring leather-clad bikers, bar fights, kinky sex, Madame Precious dolls, and a bit of Geoffrey and Seamus.

Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

Five Times Chuck And Stephen Had Sex (Mostly With Each Other) )

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