ptahrrific: Cecil and Carlos with science in the dark (night vale)
Title: From The Moment I Saw You, I Knew I Had To Have You
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Characters/Pairings: Cecil/Carlos
Rating: R
Contents: Body horror, consent issues, creepiness
Disclaimer: Night Vale and everything related are the property of Commonplace Books.

Awkwardly, hopefully, Carlos invites Cecil in.

(I can't figure out how to warn for this one. Just please don't go in expecting awkward-but-fluffy tentacle sex, because it is very much not that.)

Short fill for a kink meme prompt (spoilers in the prompt). Probably creepier than the OP wanted, though, even taking the premise into account.

It was a good thing Cecil had been the one to kick off the kissing, or Carlos might have ended up showing him seismograph readings all night. )
ptahrrific: Cecil and Carlos with science in the dark (night vale)
Title: He Says He Is An Oceanographer (1/2?)
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Characters/Pairings: Cecil/Carlos, scientists, assorted Night Vale residents
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Night Vale and everything related are the property of Commonplace Books.

AU. Carlos and his team are studying the most scientifically interesting patch of ocean along the U.S. coastline. In the process, a certain member of the ocean community (with a hauntingly beautiful voice) starts to take an interest in him too.

Protect your children by telling them about the dangers of plastic bags, and by, every so often, sacrificing a young sea turtle on the altar we all have in our kitchens. )
ptahrrific: Madoka preparing to take on Walpurgis (madoka magica)
Title: But The Din In My Head, It's Too Much, And It's No Good
Fandom: Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Characters/Pairings: Homura, Madoka, Mami, Sayaka, QB, OC
Rating: R
Contents: Violent imagery, self-inflicted injury
Disclaimer: MadoMagi characters and plot aren't mine.

Homura tests the limits of her body's ability to heal.

An even more psychologically-messed-up spin on MadoMagi than usual. For my [community profile] hc_bingo round 3 card, prompt "blood loss." Title is a Suzanne Vega lyric. Also on the AO3.

In what she will later acknowledge to be a less than auspicious first move, she starts by shooting herself in the foot. )
ptahrrific: Madoka preparing to take on Walpurgis (madoka magica)
Title: Rosewood
Fandom: Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Characters/Pairings: Homura/Madoka, Sayaka, Hitomi(/Kyousuke), Kyoko, Junko, Tatsuya
Rating: R (violence, character death, consent issues, spoilers)
Disclaimer: MadoMagi characters and plot aren't mine.

Scenes from a particularly toothy AU. Based on the third [community profile] girlgay weekly f/f prompt: Write a fight scene between a priest wielding a holy weapon and a vampire. Also here on the AO3.

The smell of her blood filled Sayaka's nostrils, pulse thudding hot and slow. Always slow. )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: Chilling
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Vampirism, hypnotism
Pairings/Characters: "Stephen", Jon
Disclaimer: Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

In honor of Halloween, have a bit more of the Eagle of Hermes 'verse, shortly after the attacks of '99. Jon's never done this before, so he's a little nervous. In trying to make it good for him, Stephen accidentally overdoes it on the hypnosis.

For my [community profile] hc_bingo round 2 card, prompt "brainwashing". Mirror on the AO3.

'I'll take half a pint, and not a drop more. You might not appreciate it — few people do — but my self-control is legendary.' )
ptahrrific: Integra Hellsing (hellsing)
Title: Night Kept Chain'd Below
Rating: R
Warnings: Gore, fantasies of violence
Pairings/Characters: "Stephen", Jon
Disclaimer: Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

Another recent prompt: "Nightmare", from [personal profile] w_thit. Takes place in the Eagle of Hermes universe, some time in the early 2000s. The title continues with the whole Tempest-quoting theme it picked up. Mirror on the AO3.

The flying is nice. That's something, at least. Rushing above the skyscrapers in a swarm of eyes and wings and radar-dish ears, or floating insubstantial down the streets and letting the city breathe him in and out. )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: With Painful Steps And Slow
Rating: Painful sort of R
Warnings: Grisly imagery, swearing, h/c with a lot of h
Summary: An alternate version of A Colbert Christmas (so, spoilers, obviously). What if Jon hadn't shown up until the end...and the last guest hadn't shown up at all? (Title is from here.)

Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

'A real man doesn't need help to survive one night in the wilderness with nothing but his wits and an electronic weapon of the future to protect him! Besides, the phone's out.' )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: Nightmare on 54th Street
Fandom: TCR
Rating: PG-13 for horror
Two disclaimers, with love )

Summary: Stephen's Halloween vigil is interrupted.

Now with an illustration courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] omelton, who is awesome.

(Went to TCR on Halloween. Took lots of notes, with this taping reporT as a result. Also, spent much of the time sorting out this story.)

Read more... )
ptahrrific: Integra Hellsing (hellsing)
Title: Five Billion Years Later...
Fandom: Hellsing
Genre: Futuristic dystopia
Words: ~500
Rating: PG for creepiness
Warnings: Not funny.
Disclaimer: Hellsing is the creation of Kōta Hirano. Characters used without permission - but with love (and, more importantly from a legal standpoint, without profit).

Notes: For my DandyxHuntress claim at [livejournal.com profile] hellsing_drops. Scanned the themes list to see if one would jump out at me. One did. Theme #86: Dying Sun.

Really, the title says it all. )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)


Title: The Robert Report
Fandom: TCR
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG overall
Disclaimer: On the chapters.

I like Bobby, he's underappreciated, and I wanted to play around in his head, so I came up with a one-shot about him. Then one day I was painting a house (it's a long story), which is monotonous work, and ended up plotting out a whole series.

In which Bobby manages the stage, the staff, and Stephen; the Report staff faces down a ghost; and we discover why the staff doesn't quit en masse, despite their boss' refusal to learn any valuable lessons.

Part of the Expectingverse.

1. The Toss
2. The Opening
3. The Wørd
4. The Second Act
5. The Interview
6. The Closing
Epilogue: We'll Be Right Back
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