ptahrrific: Integra Hellsing (hellsing)
Title: Three times the two of us first met
Series: Hellsing
Rating: T
Cast: HeinkelxYumie/ko
Disclaimer: Everything belongs to Hirano Kouta; I'm just borrowing.

Vintage fic. Wrote it in 2009 for a now-defunct prompt community (prompt: "first meetings")...then forgot I had finished it, whoops. Dusting it off now. Any HeinkelxYumie/ko shippers still in the house — this one's for you.

The first time Yumiko met Heinkel; the first time Yumie met Heinkel; and, as a result, the first time Yumiko met Yumie.

( 'Father Maxwell can stuff it,' replied Heinkel pleasantly. )
ptahrrific: Cecil and Carlos with science in the dark (night vale)
Title: And You're Gonna Walk Five Hundred Miles
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Characters/Pairings: Carlos(/Cecil), Kevin
Rating: PG (drugging)
Disclaimer/warnings: Not my characters, just borrowing.

Little thing I wrote post-"worms...". Thoroughly jossed, but I figured I'd dust it off and post it, as a "what if Kevin had been secretly manipulative, so Carlos wasn't in control of his actions" AU.

Probably the same AU as It's Gonna Be Good and I Can't Control My Fingers, I Can't Control My Brain.

( "Cecil's coming to visit...once he gets into the dog park, and walks however long it takes to get here, in whatever direction 'here' is." )
ptahrrific: Cecil and Carlos with science in the dark (night vale)
Title: A Story About Consequences
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Characters/Pairings: Cecil/Carlos, others
Rating: T
Disclaimer: This is a not-for-profit fanwork using characters belonging to Fink and Cranor.

The idea of complete freedom, the idea that there will be no consequences for any of this, is a relief at first, then a delight. But when your theory is thrown into doubt, you start testing it, pushing for limits, trying to find out if there's a breaking point. And if there isn't — if none of this ultimately matters — then does it matter what kind of person you turn into while finding that out?

(Carlos's character arc, up to Well of Night, recast through the lens of A Story About You.)

( There is no accountability. There are no limits. You look into whatever you feel like, drop it without finishing if you get bored. Sometimes you talk like a badly-written scientist character on a cheesy TV show, just for the hell of it. It's so much fun. )
ptahrrific: Cecil and Carlos with science in the dark (night vale)
Title: August Bodies (part 3/4)
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Characters/Pairings: one-sided Carlos/Kevin, past Kevin/Lauren, background Cecil/Carlos
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Night Vale and everything related are mine. All mine. Because I am Joseph Fink, creator of Welcome to Night Vale. The real Joseph Fink, yep, that's me.

Even more angsty A/B/O from the otherworld desert. Alpha Carlos invents an extremely scientific device to help Kevin through his heats. Omega Kevin keeps trying to coax Carlos into providing more hands-on assistance.

( Sometimes they came back with fresh wounds and bloody clothes and prayers for colleagues they'd lost, and Carlos would chastise them for getting blood all over the place, which was how Kevin learned that Carlos was some kind of aesthetic minimalist. )
ptahrrific: Cecil and Carlos with science in the dark (night vale)
Title: August Bodies (part 2/3)
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Characters/Pairings: Carlos, Kevin, past Kevin/Lauren, background Cecil/Carlos
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Night Vale and everything related are mine. All mine. Because I am Joseph Fink, creator of Welcome to Night Vale. The real Joseph Fink, yep, that's me.

Angsty A/B/O from the otherworld desert. Omega Kevin isn't sure how to cope, being separated from Strexcorp's efficiency-maximizing breeding program for the first time in his adult life. Alpha Carlos is fine, because he's always fine.

( "Trust me. I'm a scientist! Admittedly, that means I study science, not biology or sexuality...but I can say for a fact that you are overheated." )
ptahrrific: Cecil and Carlos with science in the dark (night vale)
Title: August Bodies (part 1/2)
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Characters/Pairings: Cecil/Earl, background Cecil/Carlos
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Night Vale and everything related are mine. All mine. Because I am Joseph Fink, creator of Welcome to Night Vale. The real Joseph Fink, yep, that's me.

A/B/O angsty sex (sexy angst?). Omega Cecil refuses to take any kind of heat suppressants. After all, Carlos is definitely going to find a way back to Night Vale any day now, so there's no need! Clearly there is no way this mindset can backfire.

(Alpha Earl is a good and supportive friend, even if he asks uncomfortable questions sometimes.)

( Obviously he needed to get better hormone blockers. The store-brand kind were already letting him develop pre-heat symptoms, and he'd only been on them for, what, a week? Two? )
ptahrrific: Cecil and Carlos with science in the dark (night vale)
Title: Always Fine (parts 1-5)
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Characters/Pairings: Cecil(/Carlos), Earl
Rating: G
Disclaimer/warnings: Not my characters, just borrowing. Severe depression in part 4.

A series of five vignettes, each titled to reflect the episode they go with.

Cecil deals with, and/or tries not to acknowledge, the Carlos-related stresses brought up in various episodes. Earl does his best to offer food, friendship, and words of support.

( "I was worried you might have forgotten that you used to have hobbies — you know, bowling, wood-carving, making fun of the moon, that kind of thing." )
ptahrrific: Cecil and Carlos with science in the dark (night vale)
Title: I Can't Control My Fingers, I Can't Control My Brain
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Characters/Pairings: Cecil/Carlos, Strex operatives
Rating: T
Disclaimer/warnings: Not my characters, just borrowing. Features captivity, physical torture, drugging, and other exciting Strexcorp services.

There was a time when Carlos thought it was a stroke of luck, that he and Cecil had been moved into the same cell.

(AU, probably. Title is a lyric from the Ramones' I Wanna Be Sedated.)

( Cecil stretches out his legs, and Carlos curls up on his side with his head resting on Cecil's thigh. )
ptahrrific: Cecil and Carlos with science in the dark (night vale)
Title: Ringtone
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Characters/Pairings: Cecil(/Carlos)
Rating: G
Disclaimer/warnings: Not my characters, just borrowing.

Double drabble (200 words). There's a song stuck in my head, okay, and I'm hoping that inflicting it on the rest of you will help get it out.

( Something's gotta give now / 'Cause I'm dying just to know your name )
ptahrrific: Cecil and Carlos with science in the dark (night vale)
Title: He Says He Volunteers As Tribute, 3/3: The Mentor
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale, The Hunger Games
Characters/Pairings: one-sided (?) Cecil/Carlos, Josie, Earl, Steve, Larry Leroy, Tamika, Paolo, Franklin Wilson, Dana, Erika, Megan Wallaby, others
Rating: T (references to non-con, even more character death)
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and settings are not mine.

AU. Carlos has been his district's only mentor for the Hunger Games for a decade now (and part of Panem's favorite celebrity romance for almost as long). This year, though? He's gotten a tribute who might be, not just a survivor, but someone who can help change the Games forever.

( 'Exciting news, listeners! Perfect Carlos, the mentor for our brilliant, bold Tamika, is here in the studio with us. Let's see if we can get an interview!' )
ptahrrific: Cecil and Carlos with science in the dark (night vale)
Title: He Says He Volunteers As Tribute, 2/3: The Victor
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale, The Hunger Games
Characters/Pairings: one-sided Cecil/Carlos, Leann Hart, Pamela Winchell, Josie, Khoshekh, others
Rating: T (violence, PTSD, prescription drug [ab]use, suicidal ideation, more character death)
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and settings are not mine.

AU. Carlos has survived the Hunger Games, earning himself a cute nickname and a hefty helping of trauma. One year later, he has to return to the Capitol in the company of next year's tributes...and re-encounter the commentator who still has a frankly scary obsession with him.

( He reads the canned speeches Leann gives him, and walks away with vague memories of saying that such-and-such a district must be the most fascinating place in the country. )
ptahrrific: Cecil and Carlos with science in the dark (night vale)
Title: He Says He Volunteers As Tribute, 1/3: The Volunteer
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale, The Hunger Games
Characters/Pairings: one-sided Cecil/Carlos, Simone Rigadeau, Leann Hart, Glow Cloud, Vithya, others
Rating: T (violence, character death)
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and settings are not mine.

AU. How Carlos scienced his way into winning the Hunger Games, and what he did with his life afterward.

Complete, in three parts. Will be posted as it's edited (in between chapters of the ongoing HDM AU). Part one: Carlos's Games...as told through the voice of Cecil, the long-time Games commentator (and beloved Capitol fashion icon) who fell in love with him the instant he volunteered.

( I'm sure we'll be hearing plenty about this young man over the next week. Possibly even from people other than me. )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: Boys (and Girls) of Summer
Rating: PG-13
Contents: Descriptions of mania/depression, strained non-monogamy
Characters/pairings: "Stephen"/Jon, "Stephen"/Lorraine, "Stephen"/various
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

For [community profile] queer_fest, prompt: Any fandom, any character, Being queer and mentally ill, and knowing the difference between the two. "Stephen" is (enthusiastically) functionally bi when he's manic, and has no sex drive at all when he's depressed. His wife and his best friend try to manage him through his moods, and everyone (even Stephen himself) is mostly guessing as to where his genuine attractions fall.

( Lorraine is aware of her husband's escapades, and tries not to let them bother her. )
ptahrrific: Madoka preparing to take on Walpurgis (madoka magica)
Title: This Fragrant Skin, This Hair Like Lace
Fandom: Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Characters/Pairings: Homura/Madoka, ensemble, witches, the misogynists from episode 8
Rating: NC-17
Contents: Hormones Made Them Do It, dub-con and non-con; fail!sex; teen/teen and teen/adult sex; fempreg; violence and character death. Basically: all the warnings, homg.
Disclaimer: MadoMagi characters and plot aren't mine.

A/B/O universes are generally an over-complex excuse to write "and then my OTP were overcome with ~hormones~ and had lots of rowdy possessive sex." There's no way Madoka and Homura will have it so easy.

For purposes of this fic, omega men and alpha women can both get pregnant and impregnate someone else; alpha women are basically futas; omegas periodically go into heat, starting in their late teens; everybody has an overactive sense of smell; and responsible alphas and omegas take a lot of hormone-suppressant meds to keep from totally disrupting society. There are, obviously, a lot of weird sexual dynamics going on in this fic. Also a lot of violence and death, but that's just because it's PMMM.

Written for [livejournal.com profile] a_b_o_ladies. Title is from BNL's version of Lovers in a Dangerous Time.

( But if she could have chosen — if ever there was a time when she wanted biology to take over and shut down the parts of her mind capable of feeling fear and shame and regret — )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: I Got 99 Problems, But The Truth Ain't One
Rating: Through PG-13
Cast: "Stephen", Jon, Olivia, Kristen, Wyatt, Al, Elliot, Neil Degrasse Tyson, liberal!Stephen, John Oliver, Jessica, Jimmy, Rob Corddry, Tad, Ed Helms, Sam, Jason, Patrick Stewart, Al
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

A compilation of single-sentence fics, written for prompt threads over several months until I cut them off after #100. Including lots of characters, various AUs, and two mini-continuities (one about "Stephen" recovering from an accident, one about his wife kicking him out).

Mirror on the AO3.


John declares his side to be Team Glasses, Wyatt counters by establishing Team Beard (and declaring Jon an honorary member), and they never actually get around to the game, what with spending most of the afternoon arguing which side gets to claim Al. )
ptahrrific: Madoka preparing to take on Walpurgis (madoka magica)
Title: One More Shot...
Fandom: Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Characters/Pairings: Homura/Mami, implied Homura/Madoka
Rating: NC-17
Contents: Sex with magical gunplay and bondage, damaged!Homura, spoilers
Disclaimer: MadoMagi characters and plot aren't mine.

So this is mostly PWP, although there are allusions to Plot going on around it. From an AU where the heroines are aged up, for a prompt on [community profile] femslash_kink: "Mami/any, gunplay." Also on the AO3.

Mami settles herself comfortably in an armchair before the other puella magi and surveys her handiwork. )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: I Am Qumarica (And So Can You!)
Rating: Through R
Contents: Slavery, humiliation, attempted murder, consent issues of all kinds
Characters/pairings: Primarily Jon/"Stephen", Olivia/Kristen, and Sam/Jason, with others
Blanket Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

Loosely connected tales from the AU where Jon owns a harem, with a bunch of the correspondents as his concubines. Featuring idficcy sex slavery for some, snark and wary self-sufficiency for others, a dark!Jon struggling to redeem himself, and a background of vaguely cutthroat political infighting.

Takes place in a fictional empire called Qumarica, a play on the fictional state of Qumar in The West Wing (h/t [personal profile] politicette for the idea). Thus the title.

Stories and artwork )
ptahrrific: I want a girl with fingernails that shine like justice. (sailor moon)
Title: Messiah
Fandom: Sailor Moon
Characters/Pairings: Messiah of Silence/Messiah of Light
Rating: R
Contents: Imprisonment, (skip) torture, non-con
Disclaimer: Sailor Moon's characters and plot aren't mine.

Super Sailor Moon doesn't win. (A deeply creepy scene from the aftermath.)

For my [community profile] hc_bingo round 3 card, prompt "restrained." Also here on the AO3.

The girl who would have sealed the fate of the world hangs suspended in a dark room. )
ptahrrific: Madoka preparing to take on Walpurgis (madoka magica)
Title: Five Wishes Madoka Made (and one she wished she had)
Fandom: Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Characters/Pairings: Homura/Madoka, Kyuubei, Mami, Sayaka, Tomohisa, Tatsuya, Anthony
Rating: PG-13
Contents: Anti-QB violence. Character deaths. Spooooilers.
Disclaimer: MadoMagi characters and plot aren't mine.

A treat written for [personal profile] bell in [community profile] yuri_challenge. Saw the prompt (which is now the title) and couldn't resist. Also here on the AO3.

In the basin of a crater, filthy water soaking into her stockings, Homura curses the Incubators, this cruel world, its nonexistent God. )
ptahrrific: Madoka preparing to take on Walpurgis (madoka magica)
Title: Keepsake
Fandom: Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Characters/Pairings: Kyouko/Sayaka, Homura
Rating: R
Contents: Depression; character deaths; (teen/teen) sex; spoilers for everything.
Disclaimer: Not my universe; I just play in it.

Scenes from a timeline where Oktavia gets averted, at least for a while. In which Sayaka is in a dark place, Kyouko is fighting to hang on to her, and neither is really in any shape to be sorting out her intense feelings about the other (but they make a connection anyway).

For the Kaleidoscope fest at [community profile] dark_agenda. My recipient didn't specify a mood...so this went and got amazingly angsty. Title is an allusion to a poem by Izumi Shikibu.

The world is distorting in a pool with Sayaka at the epicenter. )

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