ptahrrific: Woman with a notebook (Default)
Title: The Marble Monuments of Oz
Rating: PG
Cast: Ozma, Eureka, Dorothy(/OFC), Toto, the Gump, the Scarecrow
Contents: Character death (arguably). Major spoilers through The Patchwork Girl of Oz (book 7).
Disclaimer: I didn't create these characters...not that it matters. Public domain FTW.

A somber event forces a couple of Ozians to struggle with their feelings about (im)mortality.

Attempts to wrangle, if not reconcile, canon's various inconsistencies and retcons on the subject. For [community profile] hc_bingo, May '12 challenge, prompt "death." Also on the AO3.

'Dorothy knows adventures better than anyone. You might trust her on that, at a time like this or any other.' )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: Disney Magic
Rating: PG
Series: Pet Shop of Horrors/Fake News
Pairings/Characters: Jon, an Olberclone, D, ???
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. PSoH is not mine.

For [community profile] hc_bingo; master post with card. Takes place in the Eagle of Hermes universe, in the summer of 2009. Illustration here.

Mirror on the AO3.

Still trying to figure out how to bond with his newly adopted daughter, Jon takes her on what should have been a magical vacation. But when she gets overwhelmed by the heat, they end up taking refuge in a shop that looks mysteriously off-brand. Featuring quotes from Special Comments, various takes on mermaids, and a special appearance by T-chan while trying to be inconspicuous.

'That's because the sign at the store was trying to get parents to buy their little girls Ariel dresses.' )
ptahrrific: Woman with a notebook (Default)
Title: The Mission
Fandom: Where's Waldo?/Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?
Pairing: Carmen/Waldo
Theme set: Delta
Rating: PG

For a Carmen/Waldo claim over at [livejournal.com profile] 1sentence. In which master hider Waldo is the newest recruit at ACME, where he's assigned to track down the notoriously slippery Carmen Sandiego. Sparks fly.

(You may want to scan the summary of the Waldo TV series and watch a bit of the old Carmen cartoon before reading.)

'This is my first time,' he admits; she lifts an eyebrow, which is all it takes to have him blushing and stammering: 'I meant going on an ACME mission!' )
ptahrrific: Woman with a notebook (Default)
50 sentences, using Theme Set Gamma over at [livejournal.com profile] 1sentence.

Krazy Kat, by George Herriman, is a gorgeous and poetic comic strip from the 1940s. Bill Watterson of Calvin and Hobbes has cited it as one of his biggest influences.

It is impossible to explain all the nuances, but in brief, Ignatz (the mouse) throws bricks at Krazy (the cat), which Krazy (who is in love with Ignatz) takes as a sign of love (there's an actual reason for this, but it's not terribly important).

Herriman writes half the text of the comic in this crazy mixed-up quasi-Creole patois. I attempted it in some of the dialogue, but mostly I didn't even try.

Mirrored on the AO3.

Title: There Is A Happy Land
Fandom: Krazy Kat
Rating: G for the lot
Disclaimer: Were that these were mine; but no, that honor belongs to Geo. Herriman.



When a denizen of Coconino yells 'Run!', Krazy has learned to stand stock-still, because it means that Ignatz is aiming. )
ptahrrific: Integra Hellsing (hellsing)
Title: In The Beginning
Genres: Drama
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Yumiko thinks she's plagued by a demon. Then she meets her angel.

For the HeinkelxYumie/ko claim at [livejournal.com profile] hellsing_drops. Theme 33: Angel.

It was only fair that they had locked Yumiko up. )
ptahrrific: Integra Hellsing (hellsing)
Title: Five Billion Years Later...
Fandom: Hellsing
Genre: Futuristic dystopia
Words: ~500
Rating: PG for creepiness
Warnings: Not funny.
Disclaimer: Hellsing is the creation of Kōta Hirano. Characters used without permission - but with love (and, more importantly from a legal standpoint, without profit).

Notes: For my DandyxHuntress claim at [livejournal.com profile] hellsing_drops. Scanned the themes list to see if one would jump out at me. One did. Theme #86: Dying Sun.

Really, the title says it all. )
ptahrrific: Integra Hellsing (hellsing)
Title: Three Valentines
Fandom: Hellsing
Genre: Backstory, general, minor fluff
Words: ~1000
Rating: PG for violence, vampirism
Warnings: The neon "LIVE NUDES" sign is not actually important to the story. Don't get your hopes up.
Disclaimer: Hellsing is the creation of Kōta Hirano. Characters used without permission - but with love (and, more importantly from a legal standpoint, without profit).

Notes: For my DandyxHuntress claim at [livejournal.com profile] hellsing_drops. Theme #29: Valentine. (Posted February 13.)

Rip and Alhambra spend Valentine's Day on the job in rainy England. It's a good thing they don't run into any enemies, because their allies are trouble enough. )
ptahrrific: Integra Hellsing (hellsing)
Title: Spring Cleaning
Fandom: Hellsing
Genre: Comedy, fluff
Words: ~670
Rating: G
Warnings: Major in an apron. Not for the weak of stomach.
Disclaimer: Hellsing is the creation of Kōta Hirano. Characters used without permission - but with love (and, more importantly from a legal standpoint, without profit).

Notes: The first full fic for my DandyxHuntress claim at [livejournal.com profile] hellsing_drops. Theme #66: Rituals

There's a ritual every spring at Millennium HQ. Unfortunately, it's the Dandy's first spring with the group. Can Rip save him? )
ptahrrific: Integra Hellsing (hellsing)
Title: "Christmas Conversation"
Fandom: Hellsing
Genre: Fluff
Words: 100
Rating: G
Warnings: Contains operatic analysis.
Disclaimer: Hellsing is the creation of Kōta Hirano. Characters used without permission - but with love (and, more importantly from a legal standpoint, without profit).

Notes: For the Christmas contest at [livejournal.com profile] hellsing_drops, and my DandyxHuntress claim.

'Until this point, we tend to assume that Max didn't know what he was getting into.' )
ptahrrific: I want a girl with fingernails that shine like justice. (sailor moon)
Title: The woman with two hearts! Blessed are the pure
Fandom: Hellsing, Sailor Moon
Genre: Comedy, light drama
Words: ~2700
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Hellsing is the creation of Kōta Hirano. Sailor Moon is likewise the creation of Naoko Takeuchi. I make references to other shows; they're not mine either. Characters used without permission - but with love (and, more importantly from a legal standpoint, without profit).

Notes: Hellsing/Sailor Moon crossover as part of [livejournal.com profile] hellsingreviews's 100th-review celebration. Takes place during the SMS series of the anime.

'That's the person I just met for the first time today that I've never seen before this episode!' exclaimed a distressed Usagi. 'We can't let it get her!' )

Glossary:
Gomen nasai = I'm very sorry (Gomen = Sorry)
Daijoubu desu ka? = Are you all right?
Arigato = Thank you
Ai to seigi no, sailor bishoujo senshi, Sailor Moon! Tsuki ni kawatte, oshioki yo! = For love and justice, I'm the pretty suited sailor soldier Sailor Moon! In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!
Portuu-chan is of course the Flench equivalent of "porte" (door). (Flench = Japanese-mangled French, just as Engrish = Japanese-mispronounced English)
And of course, last names and first names get switched (thus Takagi Yumiko).
Henshin yo, minna-chan! = Transform, everybody!
Sailor Senshi is, obviously, Sailor Soldiers.
Tuxedo Kamen = Tuxedo Mask
Tougen battou jai ryuu! Ama zan! = Island-plain drawn sword style: Heaven Mountain (see Cross Fire #2)

And, of course, the Italian:
Beati quelli che hanno il cuore puro, perché vedranno Dio = Blessed are the pure in heart, for they will see God.

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