Fake News: Grey, And Oh So Large

Title: Grey, And Oh So Large
Series: TDS/TCR
Characters/Pairings: Jon/"Stephen", an elephant
Rating: G
Disclaimer: See the index.

For punkishgrin, who wanted Jon and Stephen riding an elephant.

( 'And after all I've done for their population growth, too!' )

Fake News: Nice Red Uniforms

Title: Nice Red Uniforms
Series: TDS/TCR
Characters/Pairings: Jon, "Stephen"
Rating: G
Disclaimer: See the index.

For seagullsong, who prompted "NOBODY EXPECTS THE COLBERT INQUISITION!" (Depends on you having seen the sketch.)

( 'Angry, loud, unreasonable interrogation based on unflinchingly dogmatic beliefs is your whole schtick.' )